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Logan Yartz Should Be Nicknamed ‘Linebacker’

Logan Yartz Should Be Nicknamed ‘Linebacker’

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I saw your post about Logan Yartz and your suggestion she could potentially be a Dirty Celeb in the making. I think she definitely looks like a good fit and should be called Linebacker, if only because her lip liner and +4’s need to be drawn back a bit. What do you think?

I hate it. I’d rather call her White Russian because she looks like a DUDE.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2206937

I’m scared for Logan Yartz’s vocal chords

I’m scared for Logan Yartz’s vocal chords

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Logan Yartz who claims on Instagram “her normal is our never”. And she’s right. Look at those boobs. I’m scared for her vocal chords because the boobs look like they’re pushing into them. Perhaps a vocal coach could help. Or a breast reduction. Just some food for thought.

Please call them +2’s, in her case +4’s because the white lipliner (racist) is lowering Logan’s overall score to a 6.22877391. Can someone from Scottsdale tell me more about her. I smell a new DC.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2206892