Thickness Needs A New Name

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think that Thickness deserves a new DC name. Since The Dirty Army started posting about her, she’s gotten a lot less thick. I’m thinking her new name should be Thinness. Thoughts?
More like Medium. I can’t change her name… her weight fluctuates like the wind.- nik
bad hair extensions are so 10 years ago. how does someone this vain, look in the mirror and thinks, “wow, my horse hair looks amaze”
cumdumpster, useless animal
I mean really, Thickness is looking fantastic these days.
Let’s. Rename. Her……..long. Island. Hooker
Maybe we could call her Filtered Face.