Thickness Needs Ubers From Bloomingdales?

Thickness Needs Ubers From Bloomingdales?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Thickness seems to be out and about on the town a ton lately in NYC, shopping it up and out having drinks on most days that end in y. Last night she posted a photo where she checked in at Bloomingdales and then thanked Uber for always saving the day and getting her everywhere safe. She hash tagged #dontdrinkanddrive. I didn’t know they served drinks at Bloomingdales. Hmm…Oh well, on another note, she’s looking great, so whatever she’s doing, it’s working.

Her face is so weird now.- nik

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  1. Dr. XJanuary 18, 2018 at 11:45 PM

    Looks like she’s been spending a lot of time in Washington heights. Eating all that mangu and Dominican Greg. She’s super thick now.

  2. mrswoodJanuary 17, 2018 at 7:17 PM

    She literally looks like a more spread out bomba.

  3. Diamond Godde$$!!!January 16, 2018 at 1:12 PM

    And I prefer Neiman Marcus.

  4. Diamond Godde$$!!!January 16, 2018 at 1:11 PM

    She looks like Octomom from that angle!!!

  5. BlahJanuary 16, 2018 at 11:52 AM

    She probably pregamed. Bloomingdales is not a place for trash like that

  6. SenaJanuary 16, 2018 at 10:18 AM

    Who dented her face

  7. TigreJanuary 16, 2018 at 10:05 AM

    She had too much work done on her face.

  8. SenaJanuary 16, 2018 at 6:50 AM

    She has fat knees.

  9. BustedJanuary 16, 2018 at 6:12 AM

    She’s. Trying. To. Advertise for more gregs

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