Beware of kayamba mukanzu

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kayamba is the cities biggest douchebag promoter. This college drop out drones on and on about how prestigious he is for handing out free sunglasses with his initials on them. What a f’ing accomplishment. Despite his lack of personality or life skills, he does have one thing he’s particularly good at: being a serial rapist. He basically “started a promo company” (can you hear me laughing?) to get girls SO drunk that he pretends to take care of them JUST SO HE CAN GET LAID! “Oh no you’re throwing up! YOU CANT GO HOME! YOU’LL GET A DUI! LET ME TAKE CARE OF YOU! You only had one drink wow wonder what was in it I HAVE NO CLUE even though this happens to every girl I invite out!” Then he waits until they pass out so he can pull their pants down because this is CLEARLY the only way this ugly fucking loser can have any sex. KAYAMBA IS A PREDATOR! BEWARE!!!!

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

I Need Honest Advice About My Love Life


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’ve been struggling with this for over 3 years now and in desperate need of some outsiders advice.  I have been seeing a married man for 3 years now knowingly… At first it was just a hook up once a week and he would buy me gifts.  Now 3 years later we have both said we are in love.  We spend every day together now.  The sex is the best I’ve ever had(because I Love Him).  He literally treats me like a princess. He listens to everything I say and I mean REALLY listens and understands and will do anything to make sure I’m happy and/or fix whatever issue I have. We have the same tastes in almost everything. We get along so well. We have this amazing vibe. He makes me SO happy! I never ever thought this would happen with our situation. I’m 22 years old, most guys say I’m a “ten” just based off my looks. I could have almost anybody I want. I’m smart.  I only did 2 years of community college tho but want to pursue more. I have been living off my modeling $ which is like 3k a month and of course he pays all my bills. Problem is is that I literally live my life around his schedule. He can only see me everyday for like 2 or 3 hours. And the occasional vacation. But I feel like I can’t really get a stable job or career because he only has a limited time to see me. And the hours are always random and I never know what times I will see him until THAT day. Sometimes I feel like he is holding me back but he tells me that I am fine and don’t NEED a job cuz he takes such good care of me. He says stick with modeling for now. That is nice and all, but I want a full commitment from him now….

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Crack Up Shawn Dawson


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, don’t be fooled by this guy’s photos on social media if you ever get the chance of meeting him in person you will be disaapointed! First time I met him in person I ended up being taller than him and iam only 5’6. As soon as he opened his mouth I was in shock at how disgusting his teeth were. Not only were they trampling over one another they were also rotting! Notice all of his pictures he never cracks a smile up until recently when he either got veneers or who knows they may even be dentures. He deleted all of the pictures that shows how nasty his teeth were I don’t blame him my dogs teeth would be more presentable than his! This guy lives in the shadows trying to hide his insecurities with tattoos steroids and photoshop. Shawn you will never amount to anything other than a cover model for a book. You have No Job, you are socially awkward and you Live off of your fake personna online. Grow up or you will continue to live a very insecure life. Loser!

Also See: Shawn Dawson Dentures

Shawn Dawson Dentures


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check shawn dawson out, just stepped it up to the next level in order to look good on social media. Photoshop couldn’t fix his busted teeth so he went on and got veneers or dentures who knows, his teeth were rotting anyway. Then he deletes all his instagram photos that showed any teeth. I don’t know whether they are dentures or veneers either or he can’t afford much being a romance book cover model.

How many push-ups do you think he did before this selfie.- nik

Magi Radionova will infect you


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl Megia Vevere a few weeks ago and ended up getting c**ida in the throat! She’s dirty and that’s why I’m exposing her she goes out a lot so this is a warning to all you gentlemen that she’s been going around. I would message her but this is a better way to say screw you. Luckily ch*** is easy to get rid of but who knows what else she could potentially have!

Ashley Calderon’s Selfies


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, she makes the Kardashian’s look decent. She doesn’t think a girl can post a selfie without pounds of makeup & tits out to the nip. Scary.

Even the +2’s cannot save that face.- nik

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