Looking For A Cheating Sociopath… I Have A Man For You


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, and ladies… Want a liar who hones in on you and dates multiple women at the same time? Look no further! Allow me to introduce you to Brian Hawes. Among his shining qualities, the following may appeal to your desires:

1.) He dated and married a super model and managed to cheat on her, the entire time with multiple women. Then says that she was evil- I am so sorry but if you cheated on me the entire time you are married to me, I may be a bitch too! Thanks for showing me pictures of the women you have bedded, awesome.

2.) He lies about the multiple properties he owns, apparently he rents them all out and lives in a small 1 bedroom rental in LP to save money. YEAH, ok.

3.) The company he works at pays him 650K a year, yeah- I have never heard of any sales position that pays 650K. I thought sales required you to sell things and receive commission, no?

4.) He doesn’t do relationships but will try with you. Same line he uses with every other girl but his girlfriend, he can somehow do relationships with her, but not you.

5.) He trolls every dating site known to man. From match to POF, he is out to find you.

6.) Introduces you to his friends but somehow you only ever met him out for drinks. ODD. He likes to show off his pretty women to his friends. Somehow every single interaction, he is wasted. His profile says no drugs but his coke dealers (yes, plural) will tell you otherwise.

7.) He is always gone and never capable of making any plans- because he has 5 other women he is meeting. Gotta keep the rotation going and fresh.

8.) It takes him a while before he is comfortable with you and he can c*m. To him, it is all about trust. Seems fragile and sweet right? Like 3-4 times of not being able to come to the ending? That only means he has other women that he is currently seeing.

9.) Mentions other women and how many other women he has slept with.

10.) Copies and pastes lyrics and links to songs he loves. Makes you think it id directed at you. Play on, playa!

11.) into mental games, him saying random things about other women to make you feel bad about yourself or just ignore you when you text him? This man really knows how to lie.

12.) Looking for fish lip kisses and darty tongues? Look no further!

13.) Loves to dance in bars, slow dances… That is how he gets you…

14.) There is always a line of I want to take you here… I want to show you my cabin in the wilderness, where we can get away…

15.) His mom is a doctor. His dad is a crazy millionaire business owner. LIES. His dad owned a small business, retired. His mom worked for his dad. They are pretty much broke.

Well ladies, there are just a few of the things that makes Brian Hawes the catch of the year. You should really call him immediately! This catch may be caught (or some venereal disease) before he gets to you.

I’m going with number 8 as my favorite.- nik

NRP Episode 11  –  The Escort Diaries (Part Two)

The continuation of 'The Escort Diaries' from last episode. Trixie finally opens up about her sex addiction and describes specific sexual encounters with both men and women. Lastly, she shares the key elements for regaining her lost body and soul.

I’m Confused


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need you to help me out with this one…. appears to be a girl at first glance, but I had to do a double take on this one…. is that a penis?!?

The muscles aren’t helping.- nik

Mike Linta Creeper


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike Linta. He’s a cheap Jewish creeper. Why you ask? He attempted to trespass onto my property and then when he wasn’t let in he attempted to climb the fence but couldn’t because he’s a fat loser. He has pennies at a time in his wallet and is lucky to get dinner at McDonald’s or from a soup kitchen, which he was banned from for eating TOO much. He stalks me over text and even drives to my house sometimes uninvited, hoping he’ll be lucky to be let in… Instead I opened the door pepper sprayed him in the eyes and watched him tumble his fatty meaty body down the steps. HA! His whole family is broke and soon to be dead and eaten by mike because he’s always so hungry. He can’t take care of himself, always smells like B.O. and showers once In a pink moon. No hair, green toe fungus and fat rolls.He always wants to diet but then has a cook out by himself with his messed up mind and imaginary friends. Yah he’s autistic and a little crazy in the head. Probably running in to too many walls and too many failed back flip attempts really affected him and his mental health, which is currently very unstable. ” perfect ” example of an American. Overall he’s disgusting and had the table manners of a skunk, a dirty nasty fat fowl smelling skunk. Don’t trust him or ever let him into your home because after he leaves you need a trip to the grocery store.

Silvia Dosenbach Thinks She Is A Gift


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Silvia Dosenbach is getting older and still acting like she is a gift to the night. She has become the hottest tranny in the scene if that helps. Why do manly looking bartenders in Chicago think that all men want them. You can find Silvia hooking at the Trump on her off nights or at some party high. What makes this matter worse, she also abandons two children to live a life of a 21 year old who actually thinks the night scene is cool. Do not take her home men. She smells really bad downstairs and you will have to use disinfectant spray afterward. Thank god she is moving out of Chicago soon!

Anyone else notice that Chicago is turning into Scottsdale?- nik

Stay Away


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, stay away He got a girl pregnant and then forced her into an abortion.

Raheel Akhtar


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dudes a sociopath lier. He sent me a ton of nude photos, f’ed me and disappeared after he got me in bed in date 2.. He just contacted me 2 years later with a new name and seems to have no idea who I am. Watch out ladies, I found the online real him. It was not easy. Please shame him! Match NYCtoStPaul.

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