Columbia’s Biggest Floozy — Savannah Ballard
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I grew up near this girl Savannah Ballard (thankfully don’t have any friends in common, but we all like watching the train wreck that’s her life). She had a baby a few years ago, but you wouldn’t know it from how she acts. Her twitter and Instagram are littered with trashy posts of her shaking her fat ass and pressing her duck lips together (gemst0ned_). Her face is scary, like she got Atlanta’s cheapest fillers and botox.
Rumor has it she is stripping at Platinum Plus and takes vacations with her sponsors. She blurs her ass in every picture she posts because in real life it’s covered in cellulite. She’s not “thick” like she loves to claim. She’s just fat trailer trash and for the sake of her son, she needs to stop posting pictures smoking pot and drinking with her hood rat friends.
I’m concerned for Dirtroadhustler313.- nik