The Dirty Saved Me From Nadia Yorst

The Dirty Saved Me From Nadia Yorst

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I was just on Tinder and matched with Nadia Yorst without knowing she was the girl you posted a few days (cheap prostitute that gave fellatio in public). She sent me a few pictures and that is when I recognized her from your post. I was immediately going to stop sending her texts because I didn’t want to have anything to do with a P4P but curiosity got the best of me.

I had to ask if she really did give fellatio in the bathroom and showed her your post. She didn’t answer and never spoke to me again. I guess it was true Nik, she really did give fellatio in the bathroom! Thank god for the dirty, I might have actually met that prostitute on a date if I didn’t know who she was!

Buddy, we save lives. Let me play this out in my head for you:

  • Date 1– best blow job of your life.
  • Date 2- anal because it’s a better form of protection.
  • Date 3- you get the eviction text, “My lease is up, any chance I can crash at your place just for a little (insert crying emoji + sexual emoji)”.
  • Date/Live-In 4- she starts cutting herself unless you propose marriage.

I can keep going but it doesn’t get any better… I’m proud of you my son.- nik

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  1. CubanSeptember 19, 2017 at 9:34 PM

    I bet she gives amazing head

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