Austin

Rachel Ortiz – Large Pig loves to suck South Texas Style

Rachel Ortiz – Large Pig loves to suck South Texas Style

THE DIRTY ARMY: My friend was dating this woman Rachel Ortiz named, but she has cheated on him nonstop. She goes by the name Ree on different websites and tells her clients to call her that. She will have sex or give oral sex to anything as long as you have 10 dollars. She was working out of the Lucky Motel turning tricks until the owners found out. There would be 3 cars of men standing in line waiting their turn while she “serviced” another man. Most of her teeth are missing that’s why she keeps her mouth shut. The noise from her room keeps up others, she once cheated a man out of his money, he was yelling and cursing and would not leave. contact her [redacted] She hasn’t got a pot to piss in nor a window to throw it out of but expects you to buy her cigarettes, soda, and wine. She uses ads on apps and dating sites to find johns for her sick game.

— Your “friend” seems very upset

https://thedirty.com/?p=2260745

Tim Doyle aka Nakatomi Tim is a creepy, sexist, serial pervert & dog molester

Tim Doyle aka Nakatomi Tim is a creepy, sexist, serial pervert & dog molester

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Tim Doyle, aka Nakatomi Tim is a screen print owner (NAKATOMI) in Austin, TX. When not grinding away at the press Tim spends a lot of time on Twitter and FB harassing women and being an all around creepy degenerate. He is an angry, short, fat boy, with gyno, and wants the rest of the world to be as miserable as he is. He told his neighbors not to be alarmed if they caught him lurking in their backyard at 2 a.m. as he likes to play Pokemon. He also informed his neighbors not worry about their pets being sodomized by him, because he’s “a married man”. Avoid Tim Doyle at all costs. And definitely keep an eye on your pets and children in the Austin area. A 40 something yr old man is roaming the streets at 2 a.m. under the guise of a Pokemon game, allegedly.

— Gotta catch em all.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2258811

Ronnie The Rev’d Up Reviewer’s: Jen Wilke Members Only Paid Content Review

Ronnie The Rev’d Up Reviewer’s: Jen Wilke Members Only Paid Content Review

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Nik Ronnie Reviewer here and I am offering a service for The Dirty Army and beyond. It seems these days models are sloring it up in the paid to view modeling game now. The spam their social media saying “Come see my too hot for social media pics and videos on my fans only paid account” The suckers then go and pay from $10 to $20 a month to have access. So what I am going to do each month is review a girl that has been posted on The Dirty that has one of these accounts. For my first submission I found Jen Wilke. This is what her profile says…. Howdy, I’m Jen! I’m from Texas!, and I’m brand new to this site! I’m a movie addict, I love to laugh, traveling is my favorite thing to do, I exercise to keep my body in tip top shape, and I’m trying to take over the world with one sexy picture at a time. Oh, I’m also a 6 X Cover Model, and a Social media influencer Maxim FHM Playboy GQ Esquire Come get to know me! You’ll see pictures/videos that you can’t find anywhere else and that will get me banned everywhere else. You can also send me chats, and questions that won’t disappear. Send a tip, and I will send you a little somethin’ extra ;) Big tippers get featured on my social pages with a one of a kind pic So I have just about finished a full month and can say she is pretty boring. The is no nudity and her videos make her look dumb. Basically there are some pics where she has no clothes on but everything is still covered. Also i sent her a few messages and she never responded until I asked her what i can get her on her wishlist. SO she lies about being interactive with her fans on her paid site. You can see all this stuff on her facebook page so if anyone is reading this save your money. Here are some samples of what you will see on her paid page. as well as a video clip. Also Dirty Army in the comments let me know who I should review next. As for Jen Wilke’s rating I give her a 2 of 5 stars because I feel bad for her since this is her only job.

— new +2’s from the last post in January.

https://thedirty.com/?p=2257909

Who Bought Jen Wilke Boobs?

Who Bought Jen Wilke Boobs?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  I am noticing a huge difference in Jen Wilke’s fun bags lately. The first week pics are from 2011 – 2012 now look at the 3rd pic anyone else think she got them done? She claims she is poor so then who bought them?

–Who is the sponsor that bought the +2’s and the face? The Kardashian’s have taught us that nobody is ugly. They are just poor.   

https://thedirty.com/?p=2253929

Pets Downtown: Animal Abuse Staring Jerika Maher

Pets Downtown: Animal Abuse Staring Jerika Maher

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Dirty Army! Let me introduce you to the most psychotic ho-bag ever debuted on this site, Jerika Maher. I became friends with Jerika mostly out of pity. She was new to Austin and a shy, awkward mess of a girl. I didn’t think she could harm a fly. Sadly, I was wrong. Jerika parades the streets of downtown Austin shilling her dog walking business “Pets Downtown.” She dresses like a total sl*t wearing revealing mini dresses, high heels, and too much lip stick. She told me many times that “sex sells” which I came to realize she means literally as well as figuratively. She flirts with men all the time even if they are married. In mid-conversation she awkwardly takes pictures of people’s dogs for her website. You can see the WTF look on people’s faces. So, cringe! She offers a “free” dog walk and afterwards spams with annoying texts and endless voicemails. Jerika is bipolar and psychotic and refuses to take her meds bragging that she “beat depression.” She told me the voices in her head sometimes tell her to do bad things, but drowns them out with Mary jane and alcohol. She is a huge pothead and can barely keep her eyes open from being beyond stoned. When she’s drunk she tells racist jokes and sings Johnny Rebel songs. She told me that she moved to Austin because “they don’t have as many n**gers as California.” She says black people are cheap and make bad customers. To make matters much worse, Jerika started dating a guy who is complete white trash, creepy, abusive, and surprise, surprise also racist. His tattoos look like they were drawn by Helen Keller. The PDA they do in public is 50 shades of gross. She confided in me that her boyfriend sometimes gives the dogs Benadryl to give the appearance that the dogs are tired from their “walks.” If the dogs bark too much her boyfriend isn’t shy about kicking them. One-time, Jerika lost a client’s dog and called me frantically asking for help to find the lost dog. It took us over 2 hours to find the dog, but the owner was none the wiser. I feel bad about participating in this and wish I could tell the owner and apologize. Jerika is mentally unstable and with her abusive, psycho boyfriend they are not fit to walk anyone’s dogs.

— Just look at the dog.  He is demanding the f*cking Benadryl at this point.  RIP Chewbaca.  

https://thedirty.com/?p=2252654