Pets Downtown: Animal Abuse Staring Jerika Maher

Pets Downtown: Animal Abuse Staring Jerika Maher

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Hey Dirty Army! Let me introduce you to the most psychotic ho-bag ever debuted on this site, Jerika Maher. I became friends with Jerika mostly out of pity. She was new to Austin and a shy, awkward mess of a girl. I didn’t think she could harm a fly. Sadly, I was wrong. Jerika parades the streets of downtown Austin shilling her dog walking business “Pets Downtown.” She dresses like a total sl*t wearing revealing mini dresses, high heels, and too much lip stick. She told me many times that “sex sells” which I came to realize she means literally as well as figuratively. She flirts with men all the time even if they are married. In mid-conversation she awkwardly takes pictures of people’s dogs for her website. You can see the WTF look on people’s faces. So, cringe! She offers a “free” dog walk and afterwards spams with annoying texts and endless voicemails. Jerika is bipolar and psychotic and refuses to take her meds bragging that she “beat depression.” She told me the voices in her head sometimes tell her to do bad things, but drowns them out with Mary jane and alcohol. She is a huge pothead and can barely keep her eyes open from being beyond stoned. When she’s drunk she tells racist jokes and sings Johnny Rebel songs. She told me that she moved to Austin because “they don’t have as many n**gers as California.” She says black people are cheap and make bad customers. To make matters much worse, Jerika started dating a guy who is complete white trash, creepy, abusive, and surprise, surprise also racist. His tattoos look like they were drawn by Helen Keller. The PDA they do in public is 50 shades of gross. She confided in me that her boyfriend sometimes gives the dogs Benadryl to give the appearance that the dogs are tired from their “walks.” If the dogs bark too much her boyfriend isn’t shy about kicking them. One-time, Jerika lost a client’s dog and called me frantically asking for help to find the lost dog. It took us over 2 hours to find the dog, but the owner was none the wiser. I feel bad about participating in this and wish I could tell the owner and apologize. Jerika is mentally unstable and with her abusive, psycho boyfriend they are not fit to walk anyone’s dogs.

— Just look at the dog.  He is demanding the f*cking Benadryl at this point.  RIP Chewbaca.

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  1. FidoJuly 18, 2018 at 8:18 PM

    Is she still in Austin; I think I saw her downtown with a pack of dogs. It looked like she was walking a Pitbull

  2. CraymHMay 12, 2018 at 9:24 PM

    Where does she work? I would live to walk her dog then offer her some “compensation” for her to suck me off.

  3. T From O.C.May 12, 2018 at 9:20 PM

    This sounds like my type of girl. Need to tame like a wild horse.

  4. T From O.C.May 11, 2018 at 7:35 PM

    Super Pretty. Love to go on a date with her.

  5. RosalitaMay 11, 2018 at 10:55 AM

    If you are telling the truth then you need to report her for animal abuse. Otherwise your just as bad as you say she is.

  6. RosalitaMay 11, 2018 at 10:53 AM

    That pug can die in heat within 30mins. I had one for 12 years. If she is crazy I hope the owner explained how dangerous heat is to Pugs.

  7. RealistoneMay 10, 2018 at 4:08 PM


  8. TheRainMakerMay 9, 2018 at 5:27 PM

    Every picture looks like a different person.

  9. DelreydelreyMay 9, 2018 at 5:06 PM

    It’s so BLANTENTLY obvious the OP is either a jealous friend or a plain jane girlfriend of a guy who had or has the hots for this broad.

  10. GregsterMay 9, 2018 at 4:14 PM

    I am a gay waiter and can confirm that black people, the Dutch, and women are horrible tippers

  11. Las VegasMay 9, 2018 at 2:57 PM

    “Black people are cheap and make bad customers” Ask anyone who works for tips if this is true and the un-racist answer will be “YES”. Stop tossing out the race-card white guy from Texas, it doesn’t belong to you.

  12. Georgia97May 9, 2018 at 11:43 AM

    The width of her nose is strong… The Force.

  13. GregsterMay 9, 2018 at 8:25 AM

    Her nose is huge!

  14. Batman2May 9, 2018 at 8:00 AM

    Tigre would prob commit a homicide for this beauty. I don’t believe a word of this jealous, pathetic tale about this young lady.

    That young lady is youthful, gorgeous, and apparently has her own business. I dont think using social media just like the rest of the modern world to promote herself or her work is anything but intelligent. I doubt that young lady is racist or uses the N word. It’s pretty beneficial to the jealous original poster to say she’s a drug addic, a racist, sexually inappropriate, shy, friendless, and in an abusive relationship where she is the victim (implying she’s a loser in the category of romantic relationships in addition to every other category).

    Really only the last part sounds remotely accurate is that it’s possible she’s in a bad relationship – the rest smells fishy (like the original poster’s junk). I would not be too surprised if this young lady was in an abusive relationship b/c she was/is in an abusive friendship with the original poster. There are plenty of ladies that would probably be happy to add this woman to their squad. The young lady here most likely outdid her so called fem fatal”friend” the original poster. She probably outdid the OP at everything without even trying or I guess the OP could be a guy she rejected or failed to notice was alive. Either way the OP is a terrible bully.

    • TigreMay 9, 2018 at 1:17 PM

      Yes, I would do anything for a beauty like her. A little homicide for my future bride.

  15. NobodyMay 9, 2018 at 12:11 AM

    This is rather disappointing to read. With friends like you–I was hoping she gave you a live time gift.