Lampros Moumouris — Expose Gentlemen’s Club Austin Drug Den

Lampros Moumouris — Expose Gentlemen’s Club Austin Drug Den

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,this is Lampros Moumouris he apparently is the owner of this strip club in Austin called Expose Me and a couple of my boys were out to celebrate a bachelor party and were looking for a good time we are from outta state so we really didn’t know where to go but we found this place first of all most of the girls were below average and the place was small but we talked to one girl who said we should talk to tony who would hook us up. So this fat guy tony tries to play mafioso with us and says I got some girls that will take care of you guys and I got you covered for party favors you just need to hook me up and I will get some of my girls to follow you back to the hotel room later with the party favors too. I am not new to strip club but by no means were we even asking for all that. This guy was a joke and can’t believe this place is still in business no wonder it was slow on a Friday it’s a drug den. Most of the girls look strung out and wasted. Look at these girls, I mean what kind of a club is this? Oink Oink! Unbelievable!

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  1. AaronSDecember 9, 2018 at 3:03 AM

    This guy looks gay as fk. Looks like the type that has probably taken it up the butt before.

  2. CPPAugust 16, 2018 at 6:19 AM

    Don’t be mad because dude be giving us free VIP when we come through.

  3. SuperKickPartyAugust 11, 2018 at 7:53 PM

    I should kick you in the face…omg we were offered drugs in a strip club… GTFO of here soy boy

  4. TomasoAugust 11, 2018 at 7:02 PM

    The fatty in the grey sweater is obviously wearing the sweater to cover up her damn fat stomach. Her face looks like a literal pig that is wearing makeup.

    The one in the red in what used to be a bikini before it was stretched out to the limit has some crazy fat roll on her back by her fat arm. Not counting the fact she has some major cellulite issue going on. Those shoes must be made of reinforced titanium to hold that weight.

    Then you have the dumb looking one with a damn septum piercing, which is befitting of her since that is the same ring COWS wear. Then those tattoos….damn, I wonder how many drugs she took before she got those. Also has fat disgusting thighs, no breasts, and fat stomach.

    I think pigs likely weigh less than these ugly monsters.

  5. Allen RAugust 11, 2018 at 6:47 PM

    Wow, these are some huge hogs. Are you sure this is a strip club or did you wander into a fatso/ lame tattoos convention or maybe a hog farm on accident?

    Seriously man, fat hogs, branding marks (I mean tattoos) everywhere on these hogs, stupid piercings. What the hell kind of place is that? I know where I wont be going.

  6. dillinAugust 11, 2018 at 4:59 AM

    is there anyone in Texas who isn’t a fat fcking animal??

    • TxAngelAugust 11, 2018 at 12:25 PM

      Excuse me? Is anyone in TX not a fat animal??? You are hilarious. What an ignorant statement.

  7. FactumondoAugust 10, 2018 at 9:11 PM

    Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Next time be good little boys and respect your significant others.

    • Body IssuesAugust 11, 2018 at 6:38 PM

      I’m sure no women in your life think you’re a joke, miggy miggy

  8. Diego the Taco MakerAugust 10, 2018 at 6:56 PM

    The thing on the left looks like she has a large skid mark on her right hip.

  9. NobodyAugust 10, 2018 at 5:39 PM

    It’s a strip club, what did you expect? At least you got to wake up the next morning with your watches.

    • 90028August 11, 2018 at 9:55 AM

      That’s some truth right there! Watch out for Vegas kids – those b!tches will roll ya – esp @ the Cosmo!

  10. Hendey101574August 10, 2018 at 5:15 PM

    What the fark is wrong with you?
    Some guy at a strip club tries to hook you up with twat and drugs? And your objection to this was legal or moral? Neither of which should be found in any good stripclub.

    I think you are a godless communist homo. You should have your balls removed and sent to someone who will actual use them, like a butch dike.

    People like you make me sick. ‘Oh my god, the strippers are on drugs, that’s wrong’. No, it is not. It is how god intended. Certain women are whores and must be treated as such, or else they get all kinds of crazy ideas, like marriage, voting, and that their ‘to good’ to do certain sex acts.

    The owner of This stripclub is a true America. We should have a day named after him. If but for the grace of god men like this still exist.

    Quick question- was he selling any adderal?

    • SuperhoAugust 19, 2018 at 11:35 PM

      You are such an idiot. Take a break. You fail at the funny. Go comment on fox news or something; we all think you are a loser. Go away.

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