THE DIRTY ARMY: When Alyssa Hansel is not walking the streets of fed hill looking for d1ck you can find her in a bathroom with a straw up her nose. Known for sliding into DMs across the city this girl is the definition of your local hoe. She thinks she’s hot sh1t but really she’s flat chested and busted! She doesnt care if a man has a girlfriend, she tries to hit it anyway. Well Alyssa you done fuked up and slipped in the wrong DMs this week! Reputation: floozy for life
OP – I’m more concerned with her hairline than anything else!