Don Wingo is a parasite
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Don Wingo, moocher extraordinaire. He is a homeless parasite who lives off of lonely old women he pretends to be attracted too. His mooching ranges from Baltimore, MD to Harpers Ferry, WV. Whenever one of his “girlfriends” throws him out, he stays at campgrounds until he finds another. He tries to scare people by calling himself a wizard and a viking. This loser once wanted to be a rock star, but got laughed out if the music business. His criminal record includes burglary, drug charges, and even grave robbing!