Allie Ross’s Instagram Is On Fire

Allie Ross’s Instagram Is On Fire

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw your post about the college girl from Boston Allie Ross and had to check out her Instagram. The OP is right- she is gorgeous, and she definitely has great assets she’s showing off, especially in her latest photo. I also liked her caption on it, which was the witty “Imma push red every time ya phone mee.” What do you think?

What kind of shark is she? If I saw that nose in the water, I would legit panic for my life.- nik

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  1. jack.hahnSeptember 18, 2017 at 5:13 PM

    I don’t think that’s Allie; it’s a Nadia Yorst look-alike. If every girl in America was to spontaneously adopt THAT bathroom stall blowjob queen as their new role model, Trump will effectively have already won a second term, and one day his face will appear on legal tender paper money, not just those novelty store extra large rolling paper bills. To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt, ‘What this country needs is a good ten cent cigar smoker’.

  2. councilman dougSeptember 13, 2017 at 11:33 AM

    This may be the saddest, most pathetic series of self – posts I’ve ever seen on here.

  3. jack.hahnSeptember 13, 2017 at 10:35 AM

    “What kind of shark is she? If I saw that nose in the water, I would legit panic for my life.- nik” nik, if Allie hooked up with James Sharkey when he gets out of jail, THAT would be thedirtyworthy. This top view is not flattering for that honker, as everyone has decided. Does she show teeth in any of the pics? Orthodontia before Plus Twos is just common sense.

  4. LotusXTCSeptember 13, 2017 at 10:22 AM

    pretty? she looks manly. Honestly, stop self-promoting your insta/twitter garbage. Nothing you do or will ever do be entertaining.

  5. Seriously ?September 13, 2017 at 8:42 AM

    Just looked at her Instagram, seriously so embarrassing! Ugly face, chubby, saggy boobs, horrible tan lines, looks like someone who would have huge, dark, hairy nipples, need to shave her lower back and “happy trail” twice a week and reek yet somehow thinks she’s “hot”, “the queen”, and a “public figure”? Lol! Just cause Daddy paid for your Mercedes and sorority membership and drunk frat guys have one night stands with you doesn’t mean you’re attractive! Most unjustified attitude ever! She is a 3/10 and acting like she is Elsa Hosk.

    • EmilySeptember 13, 2017 at 9:25 AM

      I wish these Insta hoes would consider the thought that classy is more appealing than looking like a ran through trash bag nonetheless giving the impression of a lifestyle as one.

  6. EmilySeptember 13, 2017 at 7:30 AM

    Allie, get over it. Self post. You’re average.. if you want to achieve more of a model status I would start with loosing at least 30lbs or more, rhinoplasty, and a breast augmentation and that is more fitting for your frame. 4/10 woud have done 5 but the self post and need for validation is also a no from me.