Allie Ross’s Tan Lines

Allie Ross’s Tan Lines

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love Allie Ross now that The Dirty introduced me to her. I couldn’t help but noticing her tan lines in this pic. They’re a bit off… but that’s okay, I still love her anyway. There’s no denying her beauty and Instagram prowess. Thank you for exposing me to her.

Allie, I’m sorry, but we are turning off your fame. The DA tribe has spoken. Please circle back after you get a nose job. Boston, it has been real, and I will miss you. Time to search for an amazing TJ Maxx because Ross is dead. No more self posts.- nik

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  1. Laser focusedJanuary 27, 2019 at 7:08 PM

    Is Allie Ross posting this crap about herself?? I bet yes.

  2. REALIST ONEOctober 9, 2017 at 5:26 PM


  3. NotHarveyWienstienOctober 9, 2017 at 2:40 PM

    Omg she’s so stumpy and pudgy. Maybe it’s a bad angle. Not. Woof

  4. LotusXTCOctober 9, 2017 at 12:42 PM

    Is it just me or is she kinda built like a midget? Small arms.. stubby chubby legs. Huge head. She should audition for little women boston

  5. princess peachOctober 9, 2017 at 12:24 PM


  6. LotusXTCOctober 9, 2017 at 12:07 PM

    Her tanlines make me think of Killer Whales.. which makes me think.. Kieko.. the only killer whale I know of.. which makes me wanna watch Free Willy.

    So thanks Allie… you’ve finally offered me something… the idea to watch free willy.

  7. Georgia97October 9, 2017 at 10:21 AM

    The back fat wrinkle is the beginning of the end.

    • princess peachOctober 9, 2017 at 12:23 PM

      I was wondering if that back roll was going to continue to be ignored.

  8. HuhOctober 9, 2017 at 9:49 AM


    • Nik RichieOctober 9, 2017 at 9:50 AM


  9. JohnOctober 9, 2017 at 9:11 AM

    really not that hot at all