Allie Ross’s Tan Lines
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love Allie Ross now that The Dirty introduced me to her. I couldn’t help but noticing her tan lines in this pic. They’re a bit off… but that’s okay, I still love her anyway. There’s no denying her beauty and Instagram prowess. Thank you for exposing me to her.
Allie, I’m sorry, but we are turning off your fame. The DA tribe has spoken. Please circle back after you get a nose job. Boston, it has been real, and I will miss you. Time to search for an amazing TJ Maxx because Ross is dead. No more self posts.- nik