I Love Allie Ross

I Love Allie Ross

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thank you (and The Dirty Army) for introducing me to Allie Ross. I absolutely love her. She’s beautiful and every picture she posts is perfection. I look forward to her latest posts and am a big fan. She’s, to me, perfection.

My buddy Nacho texted me this- “I hate to admit it but I rubbed it out to Allie Ross last night. She’s like that cousin you get drunk with and she’s not hot but hot enough for you to dream about sexually and not feel like prison time might happen.” Nacho, you need help.- nik

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  1. jack.hahnOctober 6, 2017 at 9:28 AM

    Allie is, by far, the most physically attractive door nob in THIS pic.

  2. princess peachOctober 5, 2017 at 4:14 PM

    Allie, if pathetic self posts are going to be your thing, you need to figure out how to make them sound less obvious.

    Also, it is hysterical how genuinely surprised you are that commenters here aren’t agreeing with you.

    You’re definitely new here.

  3. BunnyOctober 5, 2017 at 1:08 PM

    Nik, this chick should be the first new dirty horse in ur stable. Easy Goer should be her new dirty horse name.

  4. McDoucheOctober 5, 2017 at 12:59 PM

    Not Fap worthy

  5. dr.xOctober 5, 2017 at 12:41 PM

    Lets call her toucan Sam for that hideous pointy nose she has. Or the wicked witch of the west but one that was previously a man before he turned into the witch.

  6. REALIST ONEOctober 5, 2017 at 10:49 AM

    ALLIE, THANKS FOR THE SELF POST. PLEASE GO SEE AN OPTOMETRIST AND SHRINK ASAP

  7. CrazyHorseOctober 5, 2017 at 9:50 AM

    This chick makes me chuckle. “Only the nose knows”.

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