Misra Cohen MacGill Psycho Sex Worker Police Informant
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This psycho chick is Misra Cohen MacGill. My frat AEPi, has Friday night parties for pledges and whenever Smith College Girls show up, they always talk about what big feminists they are and the patriarchy and other BS until you get a couple of drinks in them and they they switch to telling you what big “submissives” they are and want to be spanked and their hair pulled by “Daddy.” It’s like clockwork. So this girl shows up and is stone cold sober and says she’s into “consensual non-consent” and bukkake and how her mom used to do it every week in some UFO cult in Boulder. She also says she wants to “get paid” even if it’s a dollar. So we get six guys to oblige her and she pulls a train until 1 am with the guys enjoying her big rack (bag the face) and each laying down a dollar or two for their turn. She’s happy. They’re happy. She leaves. At 7 am the cops come knocking at our door saying she filed RAPE charges and this female cop starts telling us how we’re all going to prison. We’re FREAKING out and one of our guys’s GF pulls out her phone and shows a video of Misra MacGill Cohen asking for this treatment and the female cop walks out without any word. The male cop says that Cohen does this EVERY WEEKEND. Gets her freak on and then files charges!!! She’s psycho seven ways from Sunday and don’t get tempted by that big rack. BEWARE!!!
People are into weird things, especially during the holidays.- nik