Athlete that never made it

Athlete that never made it

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Meet Adonis Keoni, @Keoni.Chicago (Instagram). He messaged me via DM and I agreed to have him pick me up to hang out. This guy then decided to just call me an uber and we hooked up and he fell asleep without even saying a word to me. He then blocked my number and Instagram. I always see him and his friends in downtown Naperville and Spybar downtown Chicago and they live off their sugar mamas. Hide your wife because this a**hole just goes for married women. Please put this meathead on blast.

Athletes that don’t make it in professional sports are not real athletes. I decided.- nik

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  1. Princess JazJanuary 28, 2018 at 10:24 PM

    I’ve know this guy for a long time and this isn’t like him at all and couldn’t be any more false than stated. He always treats myself and the rest of my friends like a gentleman! Always makes sure we are safe and home after a long night. The comments below about the gym and strippers is pretty entertaining as well. I know him and he wouldn’t do that as well.. one of the most humble self driven individuals I have ever met. Good job “the dirty” encouraging false information on people that their jealous ex girlfriends post. She should get an award for this story though! Very detailed ;)

  2. PrincessJanuary 17, 2018 at 9:59 PM

    This is kind of funny. My girls and I always see this guy at the gym lifetime fitness! My gf’s always convinced me to never approach him because he’s always working out with females who are known strippers in the area. It’s sad to see how men are nowadays! It’s too bad as well because this guy is super sexy lol!

  3. mickey mouseDecember 18, 2017 at 8:22 PM

    Lmfao!! Really? He paid uber for you to come and you ‘hooked up’? And he dont, wont, talk to you?? GIRL, you acted like a hooker and didnt even get paid!! The shame is on you. Have abit more self respect. PS… You might go to a clinic and get tested for STDs.

  4. FlashNovember 28, 2017 at 12:15 PM

    Hahah! KEONI on the dirty! I can’t wait to show this to him tonight

  5. JasmineNovember 27, 2017 at 7:15 PM

    Hey I know this guy! He’s actually a very nice guy. I wouldn’t doubt that this post is from one of his crazy ex girlfriends lbvs.. and for the comments below this guy doesn’t have acne lol it’s the dirty mirror unless pimples grow on black shirts too? This website is hilarious!

    Classy gals nowadays ;)

  6. BatmanNovember 13, 2017 at 1:36 AM

    Borat approved Adonis! Very nice high five!

  7. jack.hahnNovember 12, 2017 at 6:27 AM

    OP. in hindsight, it was probably unrealistic on your part to expect a cave man to also be a poet.

  8. VarziNovember 11, 2017 at 7:11 PM

    Great GREAT post. All he did is realize you’re a slut, probably married, and definitely crazy. That bastard!

  9. LotusXTCNovember 11, 2017 at 5:34 PM

    haha what did she expect? she got picked up in an uber. hahahahaha

  10. Just the tipNovember 11, 2017 at 3:49 PM

    Let me guess OP, you are a married woman and you are jilted for being treated like the on call slut that you are!

  11. Qantas12November 11, 2017 at 3:19 PM

    Douchebag got some large zits on his face…..I think one winked at me…

  12. NobodyNovember 11, 2017 at 3:00 PM

    WTF did this guy do to his ear?

    • MinutemanNovember 20, 2017 at 2:27 PM

      Wireless earbuds.

    • BatmanNovember 13, 2017 at 1:38 AM

      The new trend among yutes now is to have half an ear. All the cool kids do it.

    • jack.hahnNovember 12, 2017 at 6:29 AM

      Possibly a piercing gone horribly wrong, or he fought a title bout with Mike Tyson?

  13. TigreNovember 11, 2017 at 1:25 PM

    It sounds like the OP is a married woman who cheated on her husband, or a dude.

  14. HockeychiNovember 11, 2017 at 12:35 PM

    I love that all of his face photos are the airbrushed filters on snap chat… I’m guessing he has a lot of steroid acne.

  15. ImAhAteRNovember 11, 2017 at 11:48 AM

    lol you put yourself on blast too seeing as you have no self-respect

  16. Doc1948November 11, 2017 at 11:33 AM

    You say this guy goes for married women? So, you’re a married woman? Hope your husband sees this post.