Erika Meraz of Chicago
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Erika Meraz. She likes to hang out in the Southwest suburbs. She will sleep with pretty much any European dude, usually in their 30s, as long as they hook her up with Pepsi. She goes through friends almost as much as she goes through European sausage. She used to have a nice body, but after years of drinking and partying, you can definitely see the huge beer belly, thighs, hips, pretty much everything. You’re not fooling anyone Erika when 90% of your facebook photos are of the shoulders and up. Her mom is 10X hotter than her. Sad thing is, Erika is barely 21 but she looks like she just gave birth.