Jordan Simonetti of Chicago

Jordan Simonetti of Chicago

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jordan Simonetti here used to be one of my closest friends. She sleeps with everybody on the south side and she thinks it’s cute. She wears the same underwear three days in a row as she’s being slammed by 6 different guys. She slept with my ex boyfriend the day we broke up and we were supposibly friends. Someone needs to call this floozy out.

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  1. AJanuary 9, 2018 at 6:21 AM

    Took this b*tch out to eat and brought her back to my place she didn’t even put out!!!!!!!!! Where was I the week she was being a floozy

  2. JJanuary 8, 2018 at 8:54 AM

    Her blowjob games on point tho! But yeah definitely a hoe

  3. Jordan simonettiJanuary 7, 2018 at 9:02 PM

    Wow, that’s so wild of me to wear same undies 4 3 days straight while getting railed by 6 guys. Thanks for the update on my life I wasn’t aware of. – Jordan S