Jordan Simonetti of Chicago
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jordan Simonetti here used to be one of my closest friends. She sleeps with everybody on the south side and she thinks it’s cute. She wears the same underwear three days in a row as she’s being slammed by 6 different guys. She slept with my ex boyfriend the day we broke up and we were supposibly friends. Someone needs to call this floozy out.