Stay Away From Eric Jakubowski of Prospect, Illinois
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this man Eric Jakubowski a year ago, and I wish I could erase the day we ever met. Almsot the whole year together and I find out he’s married!! With kids, too. This guy spent so much money on me I don’t know how his wife doesn’t know. He is ugly, but a freak, loved to play with strap ons. I had no idea he was married until I got checked yesterday and turns out he’s going to have some explaining to do… nothing a round of antibiotics wont take care of.