Trashy Addicted Chicago Attorney — Karina Jablinskey

Trashy Addicted Chicago Attorney — Karina Jablinskey

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, his is Karina Jablinskey, she’s known around the local bars as the P4P that is also an attorney. She’s slept with more people than she’s ever helped in court. Buy her a Louis Vuitton and she’s all yours for a week but if you don’t re-up with another pricey toy for her she’ll walk out to the next sugar daddy she can find.

Karina Jablinskey has no idea how to be an attorney and makes more money at the bars. The lines on her stomach are from the six abortions she’s gotten so far. This all leads her to weekly therapy sessions for her bipolar disorder and her addiction to Xanax. Watch out for this train wreck. PS: only cat/dog filters make her look good because they cover up her giant beak of a nose.

I hate cat/dog filters. It’s like putting a MAC forcefield on top of a MAC forcefield.- sam

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  1. AttorneyMarch 22, 2018 at 12:33 PM

    Please remove this post, it’s unfair to be on here and is bad for Karina’s reputation!

  2. Attorney MayfieldMarch 17, 2018 at 9:56 PM

    BOOOOOOM!!!! I KNEW THIS WAS A CHICK WITH A D*CK! I wonder how many dudes this thing has tricked in court. Thanks for clarifying DeLo

    • RasputinApril 6, 2018 at 8:08 AM

      saw this tranny making out with ray palmer in court! she, i mean he, likes the dark chocalate

  3. ScottMarch 16, 2018 at 9:21 AM

    Cyrus You really need A hobby And move on and quit stalking this woman. You’re not that great of an attorney either you’re just mad because she won’t give you any time anymore. There’s a reason there’s an order protection on you you might want to stop while you’re ahead or go find a guy and give some head to either way this is childish and you have some serious psychological issues

  4. Delo3March 11, 2018 at 9:12 PM

    Hit it and quit it! Strait up trailer park trash and a horrible lay. Would not leave me alone so i had to block her, stay away!

    • Attorney MayfieldMarch 13, 2018 at 8:40 PM

      Delo you have got to tell us, is it pre-op or post-op???!?!?

      • DeLoMarch 17, 2018 at 12:42 AM

        7 inches uncut fully functional

  5. Attorney SchorMarch 7, 2018 at 1:59 PM

    Pursuant to Mobilisa v. John Doe, 170 P3. 712, we are hereby requesting that this anonymous poster identify himself/herself. This request is made pursuant to the on-going litigation entitled Jablinskey v. Hosseini, 18 OP 71250. You are hereby notified that we are filing a subpoena to thedirty.com requestin your identification, including your IP Address. You have the right to timely and anonymously file and serve a response to the request.

    • ScottMarch 16, 2018 at 8:42 AM

      Come on Cyrus Hosseini I understand it’s hard for you to accept that she dropped you but revenge porn? What kinda attorney does that make you? Or maybe you should go buy a cat so you won’t be so lonely while you stalk other poor women. You’re a sad sack man grow up and move on.

    • KarinaMarch 9, 2018 at 3:01 PM

      i object to the request! #anonymous

    • R.U.K.March 8, 2018 at 4:43 PM

      I object to the request and wish to remain anonymous.

    • Anonymous JohnMarch 8, 2018 at 8:13 AM

      I request to remain anonymous.

    • Nik RichieMarch 8, 2018 at 7:24 AM

      BS

      • Attorney MayfieldMarch 9, 2018 at 7:51 PM

        I also call BS Nik! Six abortions my ass, bunch of attorneys have a running tally at the court house that this one is a tranny.

  6. Georgia97February 27, 2018 at 6:24 AM

    Six abortions means she’s very fertile. Here’s your prime opportunity for a wife, Tigre.

    • TigreFebruary 27, 2018 at 11:45 AM

      Yes!

  7. NobodyFebruary 27, 2018 at 12:33 AM

    So before I go to prison for 20 years because she lost my criminal case, and I’m asking myself why did I hire her, at least I can take some solace with her offering a parting sexual favor, as it may be the last sex I’ll ever have.

  8. duinFebruary 26, 2018 at 6:50 PM

    i have a birkin with her name on it, ig?

  9. TigreFebruary 26, 2018 at 2:29 PM

    I’d like to see her legal briefs and engage in a direct examination of her.