Garrett Penz of Cincinnati
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Garrett Penz thinks he’s big money but is always broke from all of the blow he puts up his nose. He’s out every night at the bar and even does Pepsi while watching his 1 and 2 year old. He acts like he has a girlfriend but actually prefers men. I know because I was his man until recently. He always wanted to keep me a secret and I’m tired of it. The world needs to know what a loser this guy is.