THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chelsea Criner drinks almost daily and does Pepsi regularly. She cheats on most of her boyfriends and has admitted to having sex with between 200 and 300 people. She doesn’t tell her partners that she has HSV1 and has recently started targeting much younger college aged boys now that she is approaching 30. She is a pathological liar and a narcissist with no empathy for human beings.
Someone needs rehab for Christmas. Maybe somewhere on a beach to reach her full hotness… don’t do anything in the Mountains or Desert… those are full insurance scams.- nik