Alyssa of Texas, Stop sending me your nudes
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this betch Alyssa has been exposed on a few websites now so just need her to know her stock has gone way down. No more instagram trolling. They deleted her account for this very reason.
Alyssa, that’s actually a good filter for you. It really helps the lining of your lips. And quick story from my life: I was sleeping with a girl back in the day who I was obsessed with, so I paid some kid to sit in my office to play Words With Friends (as me) with her all day so she wouldn’t bang her boyfriend. He eventually lost sexual interest in her because of “lack of communication.” They allegedly broke up. I then moved her out to Scottsdale for a couple weeks and even took her on a road trip to Disneyland, but I got bored because she was terrible at sex and wouldn’t kiss other women (it was immoral to her church). Long story short, she went back to her small town and married the boyfriend within three weeks of our love affair. Her kid does look like me… but Ari Golden did the math… it’s not possible.- nik