Amanda Nicole Thomas of Plano, Texas
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda Nicole Thomas. Resides in Plano but roams around Dallas. This is your typical pepsi sniffing low life. She has a habit of sleeping with married guys and wrecking homes in hopes that someone will raise her bastard kids for her. She swears shes a model. NEWSFLASH AMANDA: You have to actually get work to be considered a model. Her only aspiriation in life is to find herself a meal tickect. She has 2 kids from 2 different men and still lives at home with mommy. You better belive that she has no problem leaving her kids side as long as there’s greg and money involved. If only your Daddy knew what a floozy you grew up to be.
Paging Daddy. Prime candiate for LaserAway and +2’s… then maybe she could be a K-Mart model (do they even have K-Mart’s anymore?) Sorry, I binged “Every-Thing Sucks” so I had to Google the word “Dyke” and K-Mart popped up.- max