Landie Urban — Fat Slootty Vue Castle Hills Leasing Consultant Gives Men Move-In Special

Landie Urban — Fat Slootty Vue Castle Hills Leasing Consultant Gives Men Move-In Special

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Landie Urban, resident slore at Vue Castle Hills luxury apartments. Landie is 19, and graduated with me from Denton High School in 2017, which is the only accomplishment she’ll ever have. While everyone went off to college, Landie sold popcorn until being hired as a leasing consultant. Landie gained 100 pounds since high school and her roots go to the middle of her back now. Not a hombre look, just a lowlife slore working dead-end job. Anyway, Landie texts make prospects & residents- who have wives & girlfriends- and she’ll waltz into their apartments to seduce them. To date, no one has wanted her fat ugly a55. But all the people complain and her manager – a married black man- won’t fire her. Maybe he’s hitting it. Tipton Group corporate office needs to know why people don’t want to live at Vue Castle Hills. Landie let her dog run all over without a leash- makes up for exercise Landie DOESN’T get. Chica is so darned lazy that she lives two buildings away from the leasing office and DRIVES to work & parks in future resident parking spots. Landie orchestrated a worker’s comp claim, saying she got hurt at work, and been wearing a boot for four months-but lives it up on the weekends at clubs- wearing cowgirl boots. If only Landie would put that effort into her ugly hair, leashing her dog, and maybe getting an education. Landie is too lazy to exercise. She wears a sticker on her forearm called Thrive and markets it as a weight loss product. But she gained 100 pounds. Is that reverse thriving? Do you think Landie will finally land her a married man at Vue Castle Hills? Landie had drds back in high school and still does today. I want this to come up when Vue Castle Hills is googled since management insists on keeping her on the payroll when she chases others out by trying to seduce. This is sexual harassment that Landie commits. Men can have a #MeToo cuz of Landie Urban.

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  1. MichaelSeptember 14, 2018 at 6:50 PM

    Look, dudes have way different opinions on what girl is attractive. From a dude’s POV, Landie is a 4 at best. In person she’s a 2. She did get really fat working at VUE but hasn’t yet mastered the art of all you fat girls posing to look thin in photos. She is so lazy she had to have sign on her computer to remind her to smile. She tried to get with me in May. She better lose weight or she’ll lose that greasy bum named Max. Nik won’t remove this. Landie Urban is NOT special, she is NOTHING but SCUM & white trash. Hear that Landie’s mommy? Your daughter is a fat slore who is nothing special at all.

  2. Denton ResidentSeptember 13, 2018 at 11:14 PM

    Please remove this post….this girl is nothing like she’s been described. I feel sorry for the OP….how sad they must be to do something like this.

  3. The Blonde SleuthSeptember 10, 2018 at 9:48 AM

    You sound like a jealous b1tch………… lol you are a special kind of pathetic

    Where the hell is the 100 lbs???? was she half a pound before the 100 pound gain?????? lol

  4. NobodySeptember 9, 2018 at 3:01 AM

    Former friends sure can turn against you.

  5. SupermanSeptember 9, 2018 at 1:29 AM

    You must be the stalker she wouldnt bang.

  6. Canadian girlSeptember 8, 2018 at 6:48 PM

    Insulting someone’s weight, education and financial status?! at least she’s working. That a low blow. If that’s all you can repeat, perhaps you’re jealous- she’s beautiful!! Bet your man was ino her and your petty self needs to take a maturity class!

  7. simplySDSSeptember 8, 2018 at 3:54 PM

    Whoever sent this in is so petty and jealous, it’s ridiculous. This girl is pretty…probably just mad that her man left her annoying a55 for her. Sorry, not sorry.

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