Lauren Nunez the disgruntled yelper is at it again

Lauren Nunez the disgruntled yelper is at it again

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lauren Nunez was posted here before for her bitchy Yelp reviews. She is known to throw tantrums followed by an obsessive need to destroy a businesses’ reputations if she doesn’t get exactly what she wants. This time she’s got a stick up her ass because a restaurant has unisex bathrooms. I would like to let you know that I’ve been to the restaurant she reviewed and the unisex bathrooms that make her so uncomfortable is actually a single person bathroom everyone shares. So she’s perfectly safe pinching off a loaf before stuffing her face. Can you tell this stupid asshole to get off her high horse? Nobody is gonna make a pass at her in the bathroom with a mug like that.

Lauren, there is a simple solution- get a sex change.- nik

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  1. Shes Lauren Rushing nowNovember 25, 2018 at 4:53 AM

    She married my (former) friend after knowing him a few months just to avoid getting an actual job. She can’t support herself on her own cause she isn’t the sharpest crayon in the box. I wonder how much of Preston’s money she’s already spent.

  2. Damn OPNovember 20, 2018 at 6:17 AM

    Ha…OP called her ‘disgruntled’ & IMO there’s no better way to describe her. Knew her ex and met her a few times. She always had sand in her cooter about something.

  3. KARMAMarch 5, 2018 at 6:45 AM

    Hey Lauren Nunez! Deleting your account isn’t going to help with the removal of this posting. Nice try.

  4. JackiFebruary 26, 2018 at 8:17 AM

    Someone on here says she’s a regular at Lizard Lounge… Did she write a review about how the dance floor is always covered in vomit and is packed full of sweaty rave kids on Molly? Lol how can you be okay with that but have to yelp about smelling pee in a bathroom?

  5. LOLFebruary 25, 2018 at 5:30 PM

    That’s lit. She deleted her account. Lol

  6. DelRayFebruary 21, 2018 at 12:26 PM

    Hahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha this is that stupid ho whos at Lizard Lounge every weekend trying to hook up with the djs.

    • Kelly JenkinsFebruary 28, 2018 at 7:52 AM

      She actually took time off from screaming at that poor Asian guy?

      • DelRayMarch 2, 2018 at 5:26 AM

        If you’re talking about her boyfriend than yes. Whenever she goes there without him she’s always all over everyone else. She’s sneaky.

  7. DeannaDeeJanuary 31, 2018 at 10:55 AM

    She’s not pretty but her looks are salvageable. She should take a break from Yelp and go on YouTube to learn how to contour that nose or get a nose job. It would change her life. and she should really think about bangs. Her head is shaped like a peanut. Honest question: did the OP photoshop her forehead or is that real? Like how is it even humanly possible to have that much forehead and still have room to rest her sun glasses on top of her head?

  8. TylerJanuary 30, 2018 at 10:22 PM


  9. WowJanuary 30, 2018 at 6:22 AM

    I knew Lauren for a minute in Orlando b4 she moved out there. She was leaving cuz nobody likes her here. Guess everyone hates her there too. That didnt take long.

  10. AmbieJanuary 29, 2018 at 9:21 PM

    She’s never been to the YARD HOUSE before last year and she loved it,
    enough said.

  11. Lauren Nunez: delete your account.January 29, 2018 at 6:50 AM

    Her positive reviews were hilarious to read. My room mates and I were laughing all morning because she really thinks she’s a food critic but she sounds like she’s in middle school. Her negative reviews make her sound like the biggest bitch and I bet servers spit in her food all the time. I always hated yelp because its unfair that people can staight up lie about something and there is nothing a business can do to remove the review (besides pay money) and its soooo funny that now Lauren is in the same boat cuz getting a posting removed from here is highly unlikely too unless u have a supeona. Good luck getting that when all that was said about u was that ur a bitch who writes mean reviews and ur the one who provided all the mean reviews for them. Lauren should totally take this as a sign and use Yelp only for good now or just delete her account cause even her good reviews are stupid as F.

  12. BatmanJanuary 29, 2018 at 1:20 AM

    Shes hot. She can use my mouth as a toilet (it smells like mint Listerine).

  13. ChristineElizabethJanuary 28, 2018 at 11:44 PM

    Exactly what I was thinking! I read her “reviews” and she is such a bitch! She is a self proclaimed non-tipper and expects everyone to kiss her ass. She needs to get checked!

  14. KTJanuary 28, 2018 at 8:08 AM

    Those guys at Tweek Pizza really need to get over that review.

  15. Bat21January 28, 2018 at 12:32 AM

    What aroma did she expect to encounter
    in a restaurant bathroom?
    “Tulip Fields in Bloom”?

  16. LotusXTCJanuary 27, 2018 at 5:06 PM

    Lauren Nunez is only relevent on yelp. Anyone who wastes their life reviewing restaurants definately has no social life. Its like… what was that Julia Roberts movie…. My best friends wedding. It makes you wonder what someone did wrong they review food. Lauren Nunez…. seriously.. get a boyfriend.. if you need to control something.. have a kid. Stop deluding yourself with power no one cares about.

    • DelRayMarch 2, 2018 at 5:30 AM

      if you seen what her body looks like she might already have a kid

    • Yelp GODJanuary 29, 2018 at 12:44 PM

      I give her five head one star.

  17. The City Of DallasJanuary 27, 2018 at 2:11 PM

    …she looks like she stinks down there.

  18. RealJanuary 27, 2018 at 1:25 PM

    Op is petty af

  19. AgorJanuary 27, 2018 at 11:47 AM

    I mean, all mens bathrooms smell like urine. That is just how it is.

  20. TigreJanuary 27, 2018 at 11:08 AM

    Lauren got cuter.

    • DelRayMarch 2, 2018 at 5:34 AM

      You didn’t see the bottom half, bro. Her body looks like Hilary Clinton. It’s not cool.

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