Mickey Melfi of Dallas
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mickey Melfi somehow miraculously tamed one of Chicago’s finest most eligible bachelorettes that everyone tried to land. He conned her by lying to her about who he is, what he does for a living, and every other aspect of his life. His lies were so good that she actually moved to Dallas to start a life with him because he played such a good part. Example of lies: He owns a house in Costa Rica, he just recently sold his company for $25+ million dollars, he paid cash for his current home (which it was a gift from a friend and he didn’t pay anything for it), he is a big Pepsi dealer, he owns a yacht named Stacks and Racks (not his), and he cheated on her constantly with strippers and escorts and he’s unemployed. He claims he’s part of the Chicago Mafia being Tony Accardo’s “protege.” He also has multiple aliases: Mike Melfi, Mickey Melfi, and Mickey Mostaccioli.
He’s now currently going on a campaign trying to bad mouth my best friend around Dallas. Unbeknownst to her, Mickey is deep into the Swinger lifestyle even involving his past ex wives. Everybody warned her about what filth he is and I finally had to do an in depth background check to prove to her he is a pathological liar and extremely dangerous with a RAP Sheet a mile long. He’s back out on the town looking to hook up with very young bottle service girls, strippers and escorts. Beware ladies, this guy is bad news! If you want DRDs, to fake orgasms, or to be emotionally abused in general, then Mickey is your guy. Assume if his lips are moving he’s lying. He’s broke, a misogynist, a pathological liar who believes his own hype and a dead beat dad. (By the way, he has 2 children not just one he tells people about) Mickey is the perpetual victim and is a classic abuser. RUN!!!!!!