Mickey Melfi of Dallas

Mickey Melfi of Dallas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mickey Melfi somehow miraculously tamed one of Chicago’s finest most eligible bachelorettes that everyone tried to land. He conned her by lying to her about who he is, what he does for a living, and every other aspect of his life. His lies were so good that she actually moved to Dallas to start a life with him because he played such a good part. Example of lies: He owns a house in Costa Rica, he just recently sold his company for $25+ million dollars, he paid cash for his current home (which it was a gift from a friend and he didn’t pay anything for it), he is a big Pepsi dealer, he owns a yacht named Stacks and Racks (not his), and he cheated on her constantly with strippers and escorts and he’s unemployed. He claims he’s part of the Chicago Mafia being Tony Accardo’s “protege.” He also has multiple aliases: Mike Melfi, Mickey Melfi, and Mickey Mostaccioli.

He’s now currently going on a campaign trying to bad mouth my best friend around Dallas. Unbeknownst to her, Mickey is deep into the Swinger lifestyle even involving his past ex wives. Everybody warned her about what filth he is and I finally had to do an in depth background check to prove to her he is a pathological liar and extremely dangerous with a RAP Sheet a mile long. He’s back out on the town looking to hook up with very young bottle service girls, strippers and escorts. Beware ladies, this guy is bad news! If you want DRDs, to fake orgasms, or to be emotionally abused in general, then Mickey is your guy. Assume if his lips are moving he’s lying. He’s broke, a misogynist, a pathological liar who believes his own hype and a dead beat dad. (By the way, he has 2 children not just one he tells people about) Mickey is the perpetual victim and is a classic abuser. RUN!!!!!!


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  1. 007April 28, 2018 at 3:44 PM

    What chick from Chicago?

  2. ConfusedFebruary 26, 2018 at 2:05 PM

    The girl in the pic is DEFINITELY not the girl who moved to Dallas. She must be the replacement. The girl in this pic is WAYYY hotter! Which would make totally sense why she posted Mickey here. And I’m sorry OP. You were just a broke middle aged bartender when you left here. I can’t remember her name to post it here for everyone. But she worked at a friend’s bar. I’ll get it!

  3. Mickey FanFebruary 20, 2018 at 12:19 PM

    I love Mickey. We have been friends for years and years. I can always count on him and he has always been there for me 100%. Don’t listen to these haters!!

  4. Tx FrogJanuary 31, 2018 at 2:51 PM

    Sounds like I need to make a visit up from Arlington.
    Tx frog

    • FrogmanFebruary 4, 2018 at 1:05 PM

      It’s been handled.

  5. Lucky number #3!!!January 25, 2018 at 9:11 PM

    I have it on very good authority that in addition to his already 2 born sons from 2 separate wives that this obviously responsible and stellar member of our society is expecting baby number 3. Does the congratulations come before or after the paternity test? Asking for a friend who made a grave error.

  6. Highland ParkJanuary 25, 2018 at 2:10 PM

    Why has everyone failed to mention how racist and antisemitic Mike is? He hates jewish people! He calls them sand ni**ers. If I recall correctly wasn’t his girlfriend some Jewish national treasure everyone tried to nail down on the North Shore? IDF wins everytime and it’s a slow burn.

  7. DEAJanuary 25, 2018 at 11:11 AM

    Baby Dolls called and they want their bar rat back. Go get ’em Mickey!

  8. DinoJanuary 24, 2018 at 5:06 PM

    Chicago Mafia???????
    Now that’s funny!!
    Was he a made man, too?

  9. Roxie GirlJanuary 24, 2018 at 4:58 PM

    She can’t be too broken up about this break up. She’s been on 3 dates in 2 weeks and has 3 more lined up for next week. And she’s going to the Super Bowl. I’ll take her scraps anyday, just saying…

  10. MVPJanuary 24, 2018 at 4:22 PM

    Who’s this blonde? Is this another girl from Chicago because this isn’t the girl who moved to Dallas. Not even close. Total Monet…
    Who ever lands her should consider themselves lucky. The girl is perfection. I couldn’t imagine losing something so beautiful.

  11. LaurenJanuary 24, 2018 at 4:19 PM

    Didn’t she finally get back together with her ex fiancé? I heard he sent one of his jets down to Dallas for a day shortly after New Years. If he was the friend who did the in depth back ground check on Mickey or whomever this douche says he is, it’s all true. And stay tuned, I bet there’s much more to come.
    I almost feel bad for the guy with her secret Aces she keeps in her back pockets. I don’t feel bad for him, but almost. Good luck Mickey whoever the f*ck you are, with her Aces you’ll need it.

  12. JamesJanuary 24, 2018 at 9:03 AM

    Historically Mike Melfi has been the lowest form of scum since he was born. He only started going by “Mickey” to reinvent himself when he moved to Dallas. And so began the wild lies. To say everyone was shocked a lady of her caliber would even give him a second thought is the understatement of a lifetime. I know there’s a line up of sophisticated gentlemen waiting for the opportunity to treat her as she deserves.

    That loser really just blew his only load at being successful at anything in life losing her. People say he deals in illegal gambling machines in Texas. If that’s even true, then he’s a terrible gambler!

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