Mickey Melfi/Mickey Mostaccioli of Dallas
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, somebody needs to call out Mickey Melfi and his dangerous antics. He lies, cheats, steals, is a Pepsi addict and doesn’t have any remorse for the destruction he causes in other people lives. He preys on young blonde strippers, bottle service girls, and bartenders. He promises them the world then dumps them like trash, all while failing to disclose he has drd. His first line to girls is “I’m rich” and they’re usually too dumb to realize the bullsh*t. He claims to own multiple homes and multiple yachts all of which he supposedly paid cash for. None of it’s true. He repeats stories of his friends who are actually successful as if it was really his story. He cheated on his last girlfriend with multiple floozies and treated her terribly. Nik, he’s 47 years old, horrendous in bed, and is starting to resemble a land hippo. He doesn’t take care of his children and he’s proud to be spreading drd. He thinks and acts like he is God’s gift to humanity, although most of the time he is cruel and abusive. A classic Napoleon! It doesn’t get much scummier than Mickey Melfi (AKA as Mickey Mostaccioli). Beware ladies, he’s the worst kind of evil. He will promise you the world until he gets what he wants, then leave you with drd to remember his lame ass by. Dodge that bullet!!!