The Dearborn Chronicles: Tony Bazo

The Dearborn Chronicles: Tony Bazo

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this old man has been running around Dearborn too long acting like he’s some feces. It’s time to put him on blast. Here is 53 year old Mr. Tony Bazo aka MOHAMED BAZZI. Not Italian as his fake name leads you to believe but pure Lebanese trash.

This geezer goes around talking trash about girls saying they’re whores and liars, but he’s the loser that pays for play left and right. He even got caught up sleeping with an under age girl and payed her and her family off to keep her mouth shut.

In addition to bringing daily shame to his family’s name, he also launders money through his “construction company”. So tired of this guy acting like a boss around the city, when in reality everything in life he buys- from ass to his kid’s love.

You can tell he smells like Rabbits.- nik

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  1. LotusXTCSeptember 16, 2017 at 10:42 PM

    He looks homeless. he’s a boss? He’s so boss he doesnt need socks.. yeah probably cant afford socks. Tony.. if you can afford socks.. please send a photo to Nik. thanks

    • jack.hahnSeptember 17, 2017 at 3:51 PM

      LotusXTC, the current ‘homeless’ fashion trend to me says ‘Please don’t rob me, I’m not carrying any cash!’ The trend was foreshadowed in season 2, episode 5 of “The Beverly Hillbillies”, (The Clampett Look; 23 Oct, 1963), when Cynthia Fenwick of The Willows aped Ellie Mae Clampett’s old school style. As with all mainstream fashion trends, this one will go into hibernation once it’s adopted by middle aged East Indians.

  2. jack.hahnSeptember 16, 2017 at 4:02 PM

    His shirt is a part of a figure skater’s costume that’s way too small for him, and he’s wearing women’s shoes. Only homeless men dress like that, and only after someone stole their clothes.