Angelo Nelson of Denver
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Angelo Nelson. He’s a lowlife loser who is literally going to die alone, and quite frankly, he does not mind. He doesn’t talk to any of his family, and has no friends and any time anyone comes around, he acts obscene and pushes them away. He spends all his money on 40s and acts like a complete slob when he drinks. Breaking things, throwing up in his car, getting the cops called on him. He got lucky with his last wife Melissa KrIgger. She bought him a car which she wrecked, paid all his bills, and took care of his kids he never gets to see anymore. He gave her a DRD that can’t be cured, so she took off to be with a woman. All Angelo does now is drink and look for women on POF catfishing them. He also has had girls almost half his age that he used to take shopping and get them Victoria Secret credit cards for. He’s now too broke to afford being a sugar daddy, so now he just rots in a little house that his grandparents passed away in.