Brittani Alyssa Ryan — Do you smell fish???

Brittani Alyssa Ryan — Do you smell fish???

THE DIRTY ARMY:Introducing our next piece of sh1t, Brittani Ryan. We will start of by saying she is absolutely a horrible person inside and out. Her personality matches her face and that is to say vile. Her teeth are almost green from all the cigarettes she inhales. Her breath that smell like death cause she doesn’t know what a tooth brush is. On top of all that she has this snaggle tooth that just is horrendous. If you make the mistake of inviting her into your home……Dont, she will rob you blind. The most DISGUSTING that about of all about her is the rancid smell that come from between her legs. If you do make the mistake of sleeping with this beast prepare to hold your breath or run for the hills. It absolutely smelt like a three day old fish took a bath I ammonia than rinsed off is piss. But on the plus side she will let you fuk her up the a55 as much as you want and she has a banging body. If you give her some pepsi and some alcohol she will let you and the homies hit it at the same time. She will jump from d1ck to d1ck as long as you give her a place to stay. She will make you believe she is a good person at first ,but she will stab you in the back the first chance she get . Bottom line is this is the most disgusting, vindictive, nasty human being you can come across.

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  1. Caption BNovember 11, 2018 at 10:12 PM

    I went to high school with this chick, and yes she is a nasty one. All i can say is she did alot of choke and got turned out by alot of guys, and heard she smelt like a school of fish down below.

  2. Body IssuesNovember 10, 2018 at 1:06 PM

    Does she work at Dirty Dan’s? She looks an awfully lot like a waitress there

  3. TigreNovember 9, 2018 at 3:15 PM

    If the OP has the good sense to let her move into his place he can have that banging body as much as he likes. That sounds like a smoking deal.