Jodi Zik- Dirty Pinocchio
THE DIRTY ARMY: They say never judge a book by its cover. Well in this case the cover is true. This real life Pinocchio is the biggest liar, sloot, flake, cheat, and stalker in Aurora, Colorado. Pinocchio will say anything and do anything to get herself in anyone’s door. She is an extremely naughty sloot online on sites like okcupid, seeking arrangement, and bumble. She will sleep with anyone as long as the price is right and will go crazy if you refuse her a second go around because it was so nasty the first time around. She is literally a walking sewer that will make you gag. The smell is that bad. She is into water sports and likes it up the backdoor leaving you always with a very nasty surprise. You will throw up if you’re ever the unlucky one to catch a glimpse of her hemorrhoids which she tries to hide by not shaving her nasty curly a55 hairs. She is dirty literally and figuratively and will go psychotic if confronted with any of this. She will leave nasty threatening messages on your phone, stalk you outside your home, visit you at work, and call everyone you know if she doesn’t get her way. She also loves to talk behind her friends and colleagues back and will betray anyone for personal gain. Beware this fraudster and dirty nympho. That nose is a dead giveaway after all!