Denver’s Most Disgusting Scumbag — Kayla Brianne Holverson
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can we please just take a minute to acknowledge Denver’s worst resident? This female, Kayla Brianne Holverson, is the absolute scum of the Earth. For years she has been fuking over ANYONE that dares to tell her the truth about her, and nothing has come of it yet. So I’ll be the one, on behalf of everyone who wishes she would just get lost, to finally bring her fakeness and deviousness to light. Let’s see…Where do we even begin with this one? When it comes to this bile and nasty woman, you should run like the plague. She’s a single mother with two kids by two different men. Both of the families of these men HATE HER GUTS. They have all told her that the children are welcome in their families, but they want nothing to do with her. Both times she became pregnant, it was a toss up between multiple dudes as to who the baby daddy
was. One of the guys was so stressed at the thought of having a child with her that he ended up quitting his job and attempted to move to Texas. When that didn’t work, he and his family attempted to get a restraining order against her, but couldn’t only because she couldn’t be served papers since she was homeless and couldn’t be found. THROUGHOUT BOTH PREGNANCIES, SHE SPENT HER TIME DOING DRUGS AND DRINKING. With her first daughter, she would spend weeks going on bingers doing molly, pepsi, acid, ex and crack, and then she would come home and lovingly breastfeed her daughter. One of her friends found out she was doing this, and told her that she can NEVER partake in drugs while breastfeeding because it goes straight to the milk and right to the baby! Did Kayla listen or even pretend to care? Nope! She continued doing drugs and breastfeeding. This friend told her she was not welcome in her life, and guess what Kayla did? She got wasted and fuked the girl’s boyfriend. The next day, she said he raped her. This would have been alarming, but for the fact that EVERY SINGLE GUY SHE FUKS she says raped her. We get it; you’re a whoore trying to justify your actions. Pathetic, but let’s continue. So Kayla, who we’ve now established is a druggie who breastfeeds her children drugs and fucks EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FRIEND’S BOYFRIENDS, had a brief moment where she realized that she was a fuking d1ck. And she made her round of apologies and begged everyone to forgive and give her a second shot at being friends. Well, people bought into it, because she was now newly pregnant and we all just wanted to help her out. She was homeless with nowhere to go, so two friends brought her into their home. She destroyed the place, stole from them, and most importantly, called the police on false reports because they kicked her out. Want to know why they kicked her out? Hahahaha, oddly enough, it was because she got wasted, sh1t faced, absolutely PLASTERED while she was seven months pregnant. It was at this time, that these specific friends realized that this hoe was never going to change. Fast forward a month, she is now living with another friend that she conned into believing she was a changed woman. This poor, sweet friend never knew what would come of helping this horrible girl. Kayla Holverson attempted to fuk her boyfriend while she was at work. The boyfriend told the friend, and she kicked Kayla out. A week later, the police and CPS came to her door to take away her sweet little daughter, because “an anonymous tip” had been sent in that she was dealing drugs and also giving the drugs to the little girl. Oh, the irony, am I right? So Kayla finally has her baby, and guess what? She is still breastfeeding while drinking and doing drugs. She can’t keep a job, so she has a profile on seeking arrangement. She makes just enough money sucking old men’s d1cks to get by, but not enough to actually keep a house. And the only reason she has a car, is because she forced her baby daddy to sign over the title by threatening him. This girl has spent time in and out of jail for various reasons, but everyone agrees she should be locked up for good, as she is a true nuisance to society. And last but not least, the best part of this pest’s story. Her newest baby daddy, who wants nothing to do with her, like, ever, sleeps with multiple females and tries his best to forget that Kayla even exists. So Kayla, on Valentine’s Day, asked the friends he was hanging out with to not speak to him, because “it wasn’t fair, and it’s fuked up that they would choose him and not her.” They said, “We want nothing to do with you because you’re crazy and vindictive.” Huge mistake. Because this little hoe called crime stoppers and made a false report, AGAIN. She said these friends were selling millions and millions of dollars worth of drugs. So police come to the door, raid the house, turn it upside down, and what did they find? That a conniving, psychopathic, angry and jealous woman sent in a false tip. Kayla, we would say just go back to Wisconsin, but shockingly, everyone hates you there too. You’re a disgusting person. You deserve to rot in jail for your hateful and evil crimes. These are some pretty serious accusations, but there are witnesses and even videos as proof to everything said. To anyone who knows this demon, you all know she can be a sweet girl when she wants to be. Clearly you never learned that lying to get your way is wrong. She tells everyone she is a goddess and a celestial being sent to Earth to love and protect people, but the only thing she has done is destroy people’s lives and make them regret ever meeting her.
–Kayla please take care of your children and keep your legs closed