Stefanie Deaguero of Denver
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this sweet little thing, Stefanie Deaguero, was introduced to my boyfriend (now ex). She said she was a lesbian, so I didn’t really think she could be so low and vile. It turns out, she’s the sneakiest little lesbo I know, because amidst her little drug escapade (more like lifestyle), she went behind my back and started sleeping with him. When confronted, she played the sweet, innocent victim. You know, the “I’m not a floozy, I just make mistakes,” act. Then followed it up with the, “Hey, I’m just living my life for me,” line. Hahaha. Well, when word got out that she was really a conniving little floozy, she accepted a trip to Belize in exchange for sex. Then, once my ex got home, he came in begging that she was just another little floozy, and could never be the real thing. Stefanie, you did me a favor. But really girl, you should stop doing all of that Pepsi and molly. Maybe you think you’re a good friend, but your shi**y and fake personality is the reason why you don’t have anyone decent in your life. I guess maybe you got tired of watching me live the life, and you thought you could be me… but you’ll never be anything like me, because you’d actually have to be a genuine and loving person.