Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this chic Kate Lazarski goes by Haute Messs on instagram and claims to be the “influencer” of Detroit. She looks like half pig half gopher, sleeps with old married men for money, has a secret boyfriend and is thirsty like no other. She basically sells herself out for free food/coffee/drinks/clothes just to post on Instagram, when in reality she knows nothing about Detroit and wouldn’t last a minute in the REAL streets of Detroit.

She is the walking definition of everything that is going wrong in the revitalization of Detroit and represents GENTRIFICATION to the fullest. She spends her day trolling Insta trying to convince everyone she’s a blogger when all she wants is free sh*t. She also forgets from time to time to buy likes on her pics, which is laughable considering you have 11k followers but only 50-100 likes? HAHA. So Nik, would you do this broad?

I think a nose job will get her to 50k followers.- nik

Leave a Comment

Your email address will not be published.

  1. The HulkJune 19, 2018 at 1:23 PM

    I would fill her up nicely..

  2. CAROLINE OBERST WE KNOW ITS YOUJune 6, 2018 at 4:47 PM

    Why do I feel like this was Caroline Oberst is the one who submitted this girl? Caroline is constantly trolling these sites and submitting innocent people and is obsessed with anything and anyone detroit related. Get a life Caroline. Your pu55y stinks.

  3. LAVONNEDIDITJune 6, 2018 at 12:56 PM

    Lavonne posted this girl during the time she was submitted. After her photo shoot with Kate for the salon she couldn’t stand her and would constantly talk about how annoying she is. Lavonne is evil!

  4. Donkey DickJune 1, 2018 at 5:37 AM

    I’l smash

    • The HulkJune 19, 2018 at 1:24 PM

      Hell yes I would smash too!

  5. NicoleMay 16, 2018 at 10:26 AM

    I don’t know this girl. I’m from Cleveland and my ex posted me on this site there… this girl is gorgeous and a nose job would make her look fake. The owner of the site that puts little rude comments on the pics is a liar. Anyone would take this girl- doubt she would give any of you ppl the time of day lol
    You go girl- keep people mad and talking about u. You’re winning while they’re wasting their time saving and posting pics and writing long ass paragraphs about u haha what loser has time for that to waste on someone else?

  6. Scott RickmanFebruary 16, 2018 at 9:10 AM

    Peter you can get a lawyer to take your money,but there is nothing he can do.

  7. PeterFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    Does the real author want to contact me ? Try to settle this lie/post as an adult before I pursue legal avenues? I have a meeting with my attorney Monday and would like to avoid cost and headache for the both of us.

  8. PeterFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:37 PM

    This is sad to read and unfortunate that the author of the post has an even more sad life. I will be working through legal channels to have this BS removed. I will find the author and I will make sure you feel the consequences. I will have a lot of fun doing this. Watch out whoever you are.

    • TRUTHTELLERJune 7, 2018 at 12:20 PM

      Peter, it was Lavonne Yousif.

  9. LeahFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:35 PM

    First of all… this is all obviously fake. None of this is true. Whoever wrote this is probably jealous of her and is very pathetic. She’s an amazing person. You all need to worry about yourselves and not try to hurt someone else! This website is disgusting and you all should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!

    • black pantherMarch 19, 2018 at 7:50 AM

      not fake. I’m not even the author and I agree, HOT MESS SUCKS.

  10. instafakeJanuary 19, 2018 at 12:40 PM

    pretty sure she saw this and upped her buying likes game… i just checked and her likes are up 500+ each pic. hahahahahha. also shes in cancun pictured alone in every picture. whos taking the pic? 82 year old man?

  11. MikeJanuary 19, 2018 at 8:46 AM

    Hahahhaha nose job. I wonder if she can influence her way to get that done free! I knew this slut in high school. I guess she’s made it, not on insta but making it to the dirty is quite an accomplishment. Bravo Kate.

    • HautehatersJanuary 19, 2018 at 2:08 PM

      Sounds like your stil bitter she never gave you the time of day…

  12. LexiJanuary 17, 2018 at 4:42 PM

    Dang I know her. Total b*tch

  13. BatmanJanuary 17, 2018 at 1:08 AM

    Population of Detroit has been dropping since the 50’s. Theres no revitalization.

  14. TigreJanuary 16, 2018 at 2:34 PM

    She’s cute.

  15. WonderwomanJanuary 16, 2018 at 12:56 PM

    I think someone from mx calling