Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

Detroit’s “HAUTE MESSS” is for real a MESS

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, this chic Kate Lazarski goes by Haute Messs on instagram and claims to be the “influencer” of Detroit. She looks like half pig half gopher, sleeps with old married men for money, has a secret boyfriend and is thirsty like no other. She basically sells herself out for free food/coffee/drinks/clothes just to post on Instagram, when in reality she knows nothing about Detroit and wouldn’t last a minute in the REAL streets of Detroit.

She is the walking definition of everything that is going wrong in the revitalization of Detroit and represents GENTRIFICATION to the fullest. She spends her day trolling Insta trying to convince everyone she’s a blogger when all she wants is free sh*t. She also forgets from time to time to buy likes on her pics, which is laughable considering you have 11k followers but only 50-100 likes? HAHA. So Nik, would you do this broad?

I think a nose job will get her to 50k followers.- nik

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  1. Caroline HOE-BERSTNovember 13, 2018 at 3:55 PM

    Yo Caroline David from Glen Cove said you were a crazy bitch who wasn’t worth the easy smash. You know you’re a doing nothing Bitch when your old sponsors and friends are agreeing with us.

    • HAHAHAHANovember 13, 2018 at 4:34 PM

      David Anzalone??? What a dumb bitch. Who keeps trying to make this sloot relevant again?? She’s old news and a known pass around.

  2. Hmmm......November 3, 2018 at 7:19 PM

    Why do you dislike her so much? These comments are mean and disgusting. If it’s about her boyfriend, they sound perfect for each other. Feel sorry for her for being in that relationship.. you don’t need any more revenge than that. You are only pushing them closer together with these desperate attempts. Give it a rest.

    • Caroline fix the smellNovember 11, 2018 at 10:38 PM

      The only desperate attempts being made are hers at trying to get a ring on her finger before she turns 40.

  3. LmfaoOctober 23, 2018 at 11:57 PM

    Did they ever sue the website?

  4. TruthBeToldOctober 22, 2018 at 1:36 PM

    Caroline lived with her parents until she was 37. When she wasn’t free loading off of them she was suckering another chump to put a roof over her head. (Like her ex in New York) At this point all she brings to the table is a face full of Botox and the ability to charm and manipulate everyone she meets into thinking she’s a “good person”. Truth be told- she is past her prime, a solid 5 and someone that a hundred john’s have been inside of but weren’t dumb enough to marry.

    • CarolineTheGoldDiggerOctober 25, 2018 at 1:24 PM

      That bitch tries so hard to look young lmfao the Botox and cheek fillers. And pretends to be all natural. Yeah naturally ugly

  5. CAROLINE OBERST THE CON ARTISTOctober 1, 2018 at 12:25 PM

    BEWARE of this con artist and her tactics of deceit, manipulation, and general all around low life scumtasticness. Top honors go to her abilities to convince anyone and everyone she is the victim in some kind of attack on herself. Whether its her ex boyfriend, woman she’s jealous of or the next poor sap in line. Perhaps even “you” the 156th guy she has sucked into her gaping maw. Caroline Oberst plays victim to extract money and possessions. She has no soul, no moral compass, and no character despite her attempts to appear as though she does. Caroline is known to accuse men of physical abuse and sexual harassment. If given the opportunity she will ruin your career, your family and your life.

  6. The HulkJune 19, 2018 at 1:23 PM

    I would fill her up nicely..

  7. CAROLINE OBERST WE KNOW ITS YOUJune 6, 2018 at 4:47 PM

    Why do I feel like this was Caroline Oberst is the one who submitted this girl? Caroline is constantly trolling these sites and submitting innocent people and is obsessed with anything and anyone detroit related. Get a life Caroline. Your pu55y stinks.

    • MakesSenseHeroJuly 26, 2018 at 8:17 AM

      Makes sense considering Caroline is obsessed with Jacques from Shinola and he has this chick on his IG. Caroline basically lives to try and get him to commit to her. Haha. She knows she’s worthless but she does do a damn good job clinging and manipulating men. He left how many times and you’re still chasing him??? Desperate loser. You’re no prize (clearly)

      • ROTFLATTHATHOEJuly 27, 2018 at 10:04 AM

        These comments are too funny. I know Caroline Oberst and yes she is obsessed with him lmaoooo she wouldn’t stop talking about him last year at my friends party and kept saying that they ended because he was going through a divorce. (Of course she would be the one chasing a married dude lol) but don’t be fooled Caroline knows how to get what she wants and is a total freak in bed and will do anything to try and keep a guy and will cling to their family and friends making it harder to breakup with her. My friends said when they slept with her that she cums like a “rockstar” which to me translated to her being a squitter. (Gross!) The blown out bimbo has more miles on her than a 98’ vet and that’s the reason she tends to date guys out of state. They don’t know her track record or that she’s ran through so many men in the city of Detroit.
        P.S. Anyone who thinks she’s actually hot has never been with a hot girl before.

  8. LAVONNEDIDITJune 6, 2018 at 12:56 PM

    Lavonne posted this girl during the time she was submitted. After her photo shoot with Kate for the salon she couldn’t stand her and would constantly talk about how annoying she is. Lavonne is evil!

  9. Donkey DickJune 1, 2018 at 5:37 AM

    I’l smash

    • The HulkJune 19, 2018 at 1:24 PM

      Hell yes I would smash too!

  10. NicoleMay 16, 2018 at 10:26 AM

    I don’t know this girl. I’m from Cleveland and my ex posted me on this site there… this girl is gorgeous and a nose job would make her look fake. The owner of the site that puts little rude comments on the pics is a liar. Anyone would take this girl- doubt she would give any of you ppl the time of day lol
    You go girl- keep people mad and talking about u. You’re winning while they’re wasting their time saving and posting pics and writing long ass paragraphs about u haha what loser has time for that to waste on someone else?

  11. Scott RickmanFebruary 16, 2018 at 9:10 AM

    Peter you can get a lawyer to take your money,but there is nothing he can do.

    • Jimmy GilewskiAugust 1, 2018 at 7:14 PM

      RICKMAN PRIDE!!!!!

  12. PeterFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:50 PM

    Does the real author want to contact me ? Try to settle this lie/post as an adult before I pursue legal avenues? I have a meeting with my attorney Monday and would like to avoid cost and headache for the both of us.

  13. PeterFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:37 PM

    This is sad to read and unfortunate that the author of the post has an even more sad life. I will be working through legal channels to have this BS removed. I will find the author and I will make sure you feel the consequences. I will have a lot of fun doing this. Watch out whoever you are.

    • TRUTHTELLERJune 7, 2018 at 12:20 PM

      Peter, it was Lavonne Yousif.

  14. LeahFebruary 2, 2018 at 7:35 PM

    First of all… this is all obviously fake. None of this is true. Whoever wrote this is probably jealous of her and is very pathetic. She’s an amazing person. You all need to worry about yourselves and not try to hurt someone else! This website is disgusting and you all should be ashamed of yourselves!!!!

    • black pantherMarch 19, 2018 at 7:50 AM

      not fake. I’m not even the author and I agree, HOT MESS SUCKS.

  15. instafakeJanuary 19, 2018 at 12:40 PM

    pretty sure she saw this and upped her buying likes game… i just checked and her likes are up 500+ each pic. hahahahahha. also shes in cancun pictured alone in every picture. whos taking the pic? 82 year old man?

  16. MikeJanuary 19, 2018 at 8:46 AM

    Hahahhaha nose job. I wonder if she can influence her way to get that done free! I knew this slut in high school. I guess she’s made it, not on insta but making it to the dirty is quite an accomplishment. Bravo Kate.

    • HautehatersJanuary 19, 2018 at 2:08 PM

      Sounds like your stil bitter she never gave you the time of day…

  17. LexiJanuary 17, 2018 at 4:42 PM

    Dang I know her. Total b*tch

  18. BatmanJanuary 17, 2018 at 1:08 AM

    Population of Detroit has been dropping since the 50’s. Theres no revitalization.

  19. TigreJanuary 16, 2018 at 2:34 PM

    She’s cute.

  20. WonderwomanJanuary 16, 2018 at 12:56 PM

    I think someone from mx calling