India Kelly: Nympho Nazi Watchmaker!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So I met this chick (India Kelly of Pieter Andries Jewelers) at a Bowie tribute thing and she liked that I’m a black guy who wears a cowboy hat, and ended up taking her home and smashing. She’d let me hit it once or twice a week, and was ok, but she has some issues! A real nymphomaniac who actually “squirts” when she’s turned on (big mess!). She has a loose vagina (she calls it her “bits”) that resembles a roast beef sandwich, probably from getting torn up by brothers in her hometown of Mobile, Alabama. She beats her massive vibrator so hard you can hear it thump against her cervix and is really into anal! But what’s also disturbing, is her collection of Nazi artifacts and admiration of Hitler! Don’t know how her Jewish customers would feel knowing an anti Semite is fixing their watches! But she’s not the only Nazi that likes it up the ass in her family! Her brother Jesse Kelly, of Lincoln Properties, also shares her past times! This is a revolting family!