Behold the Hipster King!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I wasn’t sure what to do, do I stop and bow? Do I salute? No too formal, maybe I pretend to pick a flower or something? I’m not sure the proper protocol, but I’m certain I saw the Hipster King today. No body guards, impressive.
I would just smell the air around his surroundings. I do it all the time at Urban Outfitters just to feel.- nik