Behold the Hipster King!

Behold the Hipster King!

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I wasn’t sure what to do, do I stop and bow? Do I salute? No too formal, maybe I pretend to pick a flower or something? I’m not sure the proper protocol, but I’m certain I saw the Hipster King today. No body guards, impressive.

I would just smell the air around his surroundings. I do it all the time at Urban Outfitters just to feel.- nik

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  1. jack.hahnAugust 31, 2017 at 8:58 PM

    He looks like a chocolate-dipped ice cream cone from Dairy Queen.

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