Crystal By The Aliens

Crystal By The Aliens

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m not sure if you remember Crystal by the Cases from ten years ago. She use to live at the Palms under the G. Maloof umbrella (if you know what I mean). I have nothing bad to say about her, she was always a good time. I just hate her face now, it’s like a Russian Alien. Do you agree?

Let me see if I can find the Pauly Shore post. It’s one of my favorites. Also, that friendship REFUND Gap is brutal.- nik

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  1. WhateverOctober 17, 2017 at 4:13 PM

    I think crystal is still very beautiful.

  2. GonzoOctober 17, 2017 at 3:48 PM

    I wonder what she would look like without the filters. Something tells me I would be disappointed.

  3. Georgia97October 12, 2017 at 10:32 AM

    Take me to your leader.

  4. AsianOctober 12, 2017 at 10:21 AM

    God crystal hunny, you are not aging well at all. Crystals p*ssy has been ran through and spit out by hundreds of clients. Also what happened to the younger more interesting crowd like Chewbacca and Scooby Snack? Are we that bored we have to resort to 40 year old meth head has never beens like Crystal?

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