Kelly Brook (not Brooks) in her prime still hotter than Lauren

Kelly Brook (not Brooks) in her prime still hotter than Lauren

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whats the deal? Kelly Brook in her Prime will always be hotter than rail thin zero culture canuck Lauren Southern (who says she is 24 but looks 34 without her fake up) and has a creepy manly voice! Kelly has a sexy feminine voice and a British accent. 9/10 in her prime (there are no 10’s in my world, its something one aspires to be) Have you ever seen her movies? Real women have curves! Its called estrogen! Maybe Lauren needs some?

Brook wasn’t always overweight and even though she is now she is still hotter than zero curves twig thin lauren southern. Why aren’t you funny lately? Your comments/posts are mean spirited and delusional now, and almost always ultra PC as well as THOT worshipping and jew worshipping. We get it. You live near hollywood and married into C+ tier Hollywood family royalty. You hate anything natural/not fake. PS I would still bang Kelly over Lauren. Hell, I would impregnate her if I could.

And does Kelly have a patreon account begging for money in youtube videos? These youtube e-wannabe celebrities going after thirsty manlets sure have huge egos thinking they are better than actresses. Quit pushing THOT control you scrub. PPS God we americans are classless and trashy. Its like the dumbest people were kicked out of Europe and came to the USA. I surmise religion has something to do with it. Truly Sickening.

Don’t ever impregnate… their bodies never recover- after child birth you have to depend on “love” just to get off. It’s hell on earth (I’ve heard).- max

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  1. French girlFebruary 26, 2018 at 3:07 PM

    Also what a ridiculous statement. It’s fat Americans who have made trashy/ fat girls like Kelly brooks icons.

    Europe knows better

  2. BatmanFebruary 26, 2018 at 10:11 AM

    Kelly has “UK Face”.

  3. that1billguyFebruary 26, 2018 at 6:04 AM

    I’m still on team Lauren Southern here, but to each their own.

  4. El Hijo de TJ's AnusFebruary 25, 2018 at 2:18 AM

    I would rather figure five leglock with The Tiger

    • TigreFebruary 26, 2018 at 12:46 PM

      If you’d like to have some down low bro time with TJ I can set it up. The threesome can be our dirty little secret.

  5. Body IssuesFebruary 24, 2018 at 7:45 PM

    Lol I love everything about this post

  6. exlaxFebruary 23, 2018 at 11:37 PM

    that chick has some birther hips 4 sure

  7. LotusXTCFebruary 23, 2018 at 7:06 PM

    refuse to google this person. My question is are we supposed to know who these chicks are? We dont get CityTV. What happened to not accepting Canadian trash posts? guess the rules are as bi-polar as my sister on valentines day.

  8. French girlFebruary 23, 2018 at 5:01 PM

    Kelly stop self posting we all know Lauren is classier/hotter than your dumpy ass will ever be

  9. French girlFebruary 23, 2018 at 5:00 PM

    Kellybrooks has a good PR team

  10. Friendly neighbourhood wild-lingFebruary 23, 2018 at 2:26 PM

    Yikezers max you’ve got a point

  11. Georgia97February 23, 2018 at 2:24 PM

    Sounds like OP needs a Xanax.

  12. TigreFebruary 23, 2018 at 2:16 PM

    I agree with the poster, but I’d very much like to impregnate Lauren.