Miguel Ramsey — Bisexual Mike Ekim is always intoxicated and looking for new hookups on Tinder
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Miguel Ramsey aka Mike Ekim from Hollywood, CA. He works at Musicians Institute on Hollywood Blvd and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. I “dated” him for a while within the past year and he is the most selfish man I’ve been with. He just lays there and doesn’t want to put in any work. He has removed condoms during sex and he is constantly on Tinder and at Jamesons bar hammered out of his mind looking to get his d1ck wet. He doesn’t care if you are male or female as long as he can put it in one of your holes. He for months lead me on making me believe we were exclusive when he was really screwing all of Hollywood. He’ll shell out hundreds of dollars on bar tabs buying everyone drinks every night after work. He pretends he’s a metalhead but we all know he’s secretly listening to Justin Timberlake when he’s alone. His d1ck is pretty small, it’s hard for him to get it up since he’s always drunk and he’s a terrible lay. Also with all the people he screws and enjoying removing condoms during sex it wouldn’t surprise me if he has an DRD. I’m actually heading to the clinic tomorrow for a full DRD panel. Now if there was only a way to erase his memory from my mind like in Eternal Sunshine. Biggest regret of my life. Oh and he’s racist. Check out the 2nd photo where he’s dressed up as a Muslim man with a bomb strapped to himself.