Miranda Nicole Points Incorrectly

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if we are looking for new DC’s can I throw Miranda Nicole in the hat… My buddy says her nipples make you dizzy- they have directional issues. Nik, what should we call her?
They do point far Northeast to Southeast at times. Maybe we should call her ‘Compass’. Thoughts?- nik
Beautiful girl
They are like turn signals you should call her blinkers or Blinky.
I think North Star would be better. It’s how I always find my way home.
Maybe we should call her ‘Compass’. Thoughts?- nik That’s a bit lame, nik, AGAIN. How about…Max Headroom?
She’s definitely dope for the eyes. How about Boomerang? When she raises her forearms they come back to center.
haha I was thinking “Opposites Attract” cuz even tho she has weird boobs with nipples on the sides.. guys still wanna bang her.
Her head and nipples form an isosceles triangle with two sides of equal length. Perhaps “I saw sleeze” is a good DC name?
She is a great person. Very smart. I hate how people judge woman based on their breasts.
We’re just judging her bewwwwwbies. Not whether she could end world hunger or be a successful under water fire fighter.
She doesn’t dress for much else
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