Miranda Nicole Points Incorrectly

Miranda Nicole Points Incorrectly

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, if we are looking for new DC’s can I throw Miranda Nicole in the hat… My buddy says her nipples make you dizzy- they have directional issues. Nik, what should we call her?

They do point far Northeast to Southeast at times. Maybe we should call her ‘Compass’. Thoughts?- nik

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  1. BlahSeptember 22, 2017 at 11:47 PM

    Beautiful girl

  2. Captain Save A HoeSeptember 22, 2017 at 6:36 PM

    They are like turn signals you should call her blinkers or Blinky.

  3. Georgia97September 22, 2017 at 6:12 AM

    I think North Star would be better. It’s how I always find my way home.

  4. jack.hahnSeptember 22, 2017 at 3:32 AM

    Maybe we should call her ‘Compass’. Thoughts?- nik That’s a bit lame, nik, AGAIN. How about…Max Headroom?

  5. NobodySeptember 22, 2017 at 12:20 AM

    She’s definitely dope for the eyes. How about Boomerang? When she raises her forearms they come back to center.

  6. LotusXTCSeptember 21, 2017 at 10:56 PM

    haha I was thinking “Opposites Attract” cuz even tho she has weird boobs with nipples on the sides.. guys still wanna bang her.

    • jack.hahnSeptember 22, 2017 at 11:56 AM

      Her head and nipples form an isosceles triangle with two sides of equal length. Perhaps “I saw sleeze” is a good DC name?

  7. Eli WehbeSeptember 21, 2017 at 9:41 PM

    She is a great person. Very smart. I hate how people judge woman based on their breasts.

    • Georgia97September 22, 2017 at 7:23 AM

      We’re just judging her bewwwwwbies. Not whether she could end world hunger or be a successful under water fire fighter.

    • KaySeptember 22, 2017 at 4:23 AM

      She doesn’t dress for much else

  8. ClevisSeptember 21, 2017 at 9:24 PM

    OnStar