Social Media Commentary and Question for you….

Social Media Commentary and Question for you….

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I want to make a confession. Some people may consider me a freak, a deviant, or a socially inept person but I am coming out and finally admitting it… I do not have Social Media. No Facebook, No IG and No Snapchat. I don’t see the purpose. I am a 29 year old fairly good looking man, who makes a great living in the corporate world and has decent game when it comes to chicks, I don’t think I need social media but I want to know your thoughts.

I will not lie. I have looked at the IG pages of many of the people posted on your site and I am always left with one question… Why are a million people following schmucks like Eli Wehbe? I get it… hot girls are nice to look at… but once you look 20 shots of them laying around their apartment in a skimpy bikini or lingerie … that’s it. What’s next? I am a realist. I am not an professional athlete or singer, so I am not about to “slide into their DM” with a mere 200 followers. Nor am I about to bump into these girls at Whole Foods and start a conversation about their adorable puppy that is “Everything” to them. I am not going to ask them about the Protein Powder they are posting every few days. So what is the purpose? It is the equivalent of window shopping at Saks with $5 in your wallet.

Continue Reading– This person gets it (life). And to answer your question: Yes, you don’t have a choice. Scooby doesn’t use Facebook and people hate him for it. It’s worse than racism. We live is a fake world with fake happiness… nobody wants to engage with others unless they are on Molly.- nik

If you ask me, everyone on social media is just jerking off in front of everyone else and trying to show all the other imbeciles how much money they have or how cool their life is (make sure you get the Rolls Royce seat emblem in the photo.) In reality they have spent 30 minutes trying to get the perfect shot combined with the perfect filter and carefully tagging the right people in hopes of gaining another few hundred followers, a good amount of likes and some emoji comments confirming how awesome their life is. Well it is all a fraud. Dan Bilzerian is the Bernie Madoff of Social Media if you ask me. It is like a standup comedian performing to a club of 10 other standup comedians… who really gives a fck!!

I am tired of going to a club and seeing every girl glued to their phones, snapchatting the night away instead of actually living life and enjoying the moment. The irony is I think social media has made us LESS social and more ANTIsocial . I don’t know… I need your guidance. Am I completely off base on this one? Should I start an account now, ask a celeb friend of mine to tag me and start collecting likes?? Please shine some light on this for me.

Lastly if your answer is YES where can I get one of these IG photographer to follow me around and take all the “candid” shots people post? I am so confused by all these photos. Do they have hidden cameras in their apartments talking constant photos? Is there a guy in the corner of the room taking pics as they try to put on those tight jeans or causally catch them as they walk in their apartment from their sweat-less workout? I need your help and your advice desperately.

Confused and Frustrated

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  1. KlingerSeptember 27, 2017 at 11:06 PM

    Eli you are a Douche

  2. Eli WehbeSeptember 23, 2017 at 10:37 PM

    I’m sorry for calling you gay.

  3. JennySeptember 22, 2017 at 7:45 PM

    Omg thaaaankyou! I always wondered if there were still guys that are just normal and not total tools posting crap on Instagram. I just don’t find self obsession attractive lol. I honestly think people without social media have better mental health than those who do.

  4. DittoSeptember 22, 2017 at 4:03 PM

    I am a female and think & feel the exact same way OP does! I thought i was the only one. My gfs are obsessed with these social media app’s & live for them.
    Not me. I feel kinda sorry for the people that live with the obsession.
    My life is wonderful without it

  5. Sparkles Summer DreamSeptember 22, 2017 at 2:13 PM

    Love your post OP. Wish more men were like yourself! I say No to social media, you have come this far and really don’t need others approval through likes or followers.

  6. Eli WehbeSeptember 22, 2017 at 1:24 PM

    This guy is such an idiot. You can tell he’s a secret gay person. Technology was made for easier access to communicate. There’s a reason why you never get laid unless another man touches you out of loneliness.

    • SmitheSeptember 22, 2017 at 2:41 PM

      Eli what is your secret? is it the horseface? the slick fade? the pepsi you always keep on you? I dont get it? Why do celebs like you ? I want to know… People want to know

      • Nik RichieSeptember 23, 2017 at 8:07 AM

        I want to know too.

  7. jack.hahnSeptember 22, 2017 at 12:22 PM

    Dear Confused and Frustrated: Social Media is designed to facilitate cross referencing of faces, real names, e-mail addresses and mobile phone numbers, so that ‘persons of interest’ can be tracked through Google Earth. Cell phones double as GPS transponders. They don’t care about the sheep who follow and obey; they’re only interested in the rams who refuse to be domesticated.

  8. TryKottaSeptember 22, 2017 at 11:54 AM

    You are my soul mate … I gave up all social media too. It turns good people (your friends) into narcissists … who would believe we are jealous of the world our parents grew up in. I know I am.
    Social media has created a society of self absorbed idiots.

  9. SuirauqaSeptember 22, 2017 at 11:44 AM

    Likewise. I can’t imagine my self esteem riding on the ebbs and flows of instant gratification.

    I have never been on Facebook, don’t have Pinit, Twitter, etc. – I do have an Instagram account but it was created one night as joke between friends and goes unused. Dating sites? I hide my profile so I won’t get harassed and honestly I just want to meet people for real – where do all the men like you live?

    I get sick of seeing people with their faces buried in a dating site app – or any app – while all around them are available warm bodies to talk to. Missed opportunities.

    You are not a freak. Just awesomely real.

  10. SomeCreative NameSeptember 22, 2017 at 10:54 AM

    Same here. I gave up all social medial in 2011. During Obama’s second run, I saw a different side of people I was “friends with.” It was all fake.

    Now the only the only thing I have close to social media is Runkeeper and Strava app to track my bike rides and running.

  11. Georgia97September 22, 2017 at 10:18 AM

    Bravo to him. I too have zero social media. It’s kind of crazy……I actually talk to a woman I’m interested in. #oldschool

  12. TylerSeptember 22, 2017 at 10:05 AM

    Very Deep. OP you sound like a genius and as soon as you get every hot girl with a huge rack to close their IG accts I will shut down mine. Let me know.

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