Wearing your bikini top upside-down is a thing
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we should fully support this. Bottom-boob cleavage rules supreme.
Correct, my son. You don’t insert your Greg from the top unless you’re a reverse Teabag specialist who loves your Grand Canyon sniffed and licked. That’s un-Gentleman like and not accepted in the house of God.- nik
**Sidenote: In Dubai, they pay double for “diarrhea days.”.**