What is the hype about Kelly Brooks?

What is the hype about Kelly Brooks?

THE DIRTY ARMY:  RQ Nik — from a girls standpoint Kelly Brooks is nothing special and looks like every other woman in America. From a guys standpoint I guess she’s sexy because she has big boobs and is chubby. But even with that, she is nowhere near “the perfect woman”. She looks like trailer trash without makeup- round face, no bone structure, bags under eyes. Mediocre features. Here’s a photo even with makeup and she’s nothing spectacular. Lauren Southern even made a video about this called “according to science” about these buzzfeed feminist articles claiming completely average looking women are “by science perfect woman” What’s your take on this nik?

I think she is fat and a 3.998829 at best. I wouldn’t even make eye contact with her at Starbucks.- nik

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  1. BatmanFebruary 23, 2018 at 12:47 AM

    Id throw one at her while “Nothing To Lose” blasts on the jukebox.

  2. NobodyFebruary 22, 2018 at 11:48 PM

    Unless you wanted to be breast feed.

  3. El KFebruary 22, 2018 at 9:41 PM

    Just watch the movie Pirahna 3D and Survival Island. that was when she was at her finest.

  4. TheRainMakerFebruary 22, 2018 at 4:18 PM

    OP – there is a wonderful search too called “Google”. You can look her up when she was younger. That is why guys were so into her. She always struggled with her weight but as her movie roles decreased, she was able to let herself go. She’s still pretty. Everyone has their ugly days.

    • UghFebruary 23, 2018 at 8:51 AM

      U completely missed what OP was trying to say.

      They never said she’s ugly but she’s not out of this worldly, drop dead gorgeous like a lot of these articles are claiming.

      Her face is really not anything spectacular.

  5. SenaFebruary 22, 2018 at 3:51 PM

    The lack of muscle tone on arms says she is 45ish

  6. LotusXTCFebruary 22, 2018 at 2:29 PM

    she has a gross Kimora neck. her underarms are gross.

    but white bearded guys who make the list love it.. so who cares? I mean… its buzzfeed. the weakest list makers.. pandering to their chubby feminist portions who think fat girls belong in sports illustrated. In all my years on earth.. ive never seen a fat athlete… except sumos.

  7. Georgia97February 22, 2018 at 12:43 PM

    Clearly past her prime but there was a brief period where she was hot before she became a DUFF.

    • UghFebruary 22, 2018 at 2:54 PM

      She was a men’s magazine model in her prime ( aka average looking in the face but voluptuous body)

  8. TigreFebruary 22, 2018 at 12:35 PM

    Her name is Kelly Brook and she is a British actress. She was pretty hot when she was younger.

    • French girlFebruary 22, 2018 at 2:47 PM

      Even then she was girl next door

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