You thought Cersies and Jamie Lannister were bad! Meet Lisa Lopez and John Lopez

You thought Cersies and Jamie Lannister were bad! Meet Lisa Lopez and John Lopez

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Lisa and John Lopez — I even used my name to make this post because I want them to know it was me. John is Lisa’s little bitch first of all… he does whatever she asks him to do, probably even sleeps with his own sister in my opinion. Who knows? They act like they’re boyfriend and girlfriend. If he doesn’t give her attention and hang out with her or do every little bitch work errand she asks she throws a tantrum, she freaks out because she’s borderline personality disorder.

Not to mention all the hidden camera’s they have in the house on Manhattan. Paranoid schizo she sits around and watches her cameras all day. She’s going to a matchmaker in Beverly Hills. She probably watches her own brother have sex on the cameras. We had sex all over her house when she was out of town she was probably watching on the cameras and was pissed when she came back. Johnny lives with Lisa for free because he’s a scrub. He cooks for celebrity chefs like Dr Phil and his son and Kendall Jenner’s basketball player boyfriend Blake Griffin or something like that and the main contract for the Howard Hughes new building in LA. IDK he use to work for Chef Dora but I think he quit or something because she only pays him $30 hour.

Not to mention he pretends like he has $800,000 invested in the Bridges restaurant that his sister fkd up by not having the architect (who’s her ex) sign contracts and lost all his money. That’s probably just some sad LA excuse for not having any money. And he’s being sued and owes the IRS money. So that was probably a lie. Johnny never had $800,000. But I can imagine him having $150k from selling Pepsi for years middle manning between Mexico and Hawaii. He’s so bad with his money he spent it as fast as he made it. Puts it all up his nose. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Yeah everyone knew he was bringing in pepsi to Hawaii, he almost got killed for it and hid out in Maui for a decade.

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They’re pilled out, alcoholic, coke heads. He steals my prescriptions and eats more than it than I do. There is always drugs around them. He can’t say no. I really tried to help and always said he was gonna quit, but he doesn’t because they all do it. And he loves to buy hookers and the best one is that he likes trannys. He begged me to buy a tranny on backpage for him. He couldn’t even pay for it himself. Nothing wrong w wanted to fk a tranny. I was game… but his scrub ass wanted me to pay for it. BAHAHHAHAHHA! Wanted me to go half with him like I’m gonna pay for that shit. He fks the ugliest girls. He’ll stick his dick in any wet hole. The sickest thing is Lisa his own sister fkd his girlfriend. Nothing wrong w being bisexual. I’m bisexual. Just sick as fk when it’s in the family, you know what I mean? This bitch acts like she’s some socialite in Hermosa Beach. But her own kids don’t even talk to her cuz she’s a silly cunt. She’ll probably go to jail soon for stealing mail. That’s a federal crime mi amigos. She’s a god damn hypochondriac always flipping out about something. Crying about committing suicide. Honey do everyone a favor and just go put yourself in an asylum before you get hurt. She lost her alimony from her husband who beat her for 20 years. The worst part is she is so psychotic I think she believes her delusions. She’ll do anything to break up Johnny with his girlfriends because she doesn’t want anyone to come between him and her.

Go fk your brother Lisa, and you 2 can live happily ever after you sick bitch. They both have herpes. And Johnny has a tumor in his head or at least thats what he told me. Explains why he’s such a damn kook. I should’ve seen all the red flags. But Johnny has a charming way with his words. Don’t let his fake bs fool you. It’s all games. He loves keeping all his exs on the line. He kept Noelani Hessler on the line for 7 years while he juggled other girls as well, and even after two years of breaking up she still comes around even though she has a boyfriend. He also dates Miki the female sushi chef at Katsuya Izakaya in Manhattan Beach. I wonder if she even knows who he is. SO disgusting. I want to vomit thinking about even being in the same room with these people. His dick is gonna fall off from a flesh eating virus from hookers in Mexico.

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  1. ThorApril 19, 2018 at 7:16 PM

    ☠️☠️☠️

  2. MannyMarch 24, 2018 at 11:40 AM

    How pathetic. She dumped him and told them all to f/o and they got a restraining order to retaliate. How petty. Why don’t u move on with your lives. She is doing so much better without him and moved on. They should move on too. She isn’t the original poster of this. I am. (;

  3. LokiFebruary 15, 2018 at 8:18 AM

    Hahhahaha this is so entertaining. The Mexican Lannisters and flesh eating viruses.

  4. NoelaniJanuary 30, 2018 at 8:41 AM

    I dated him for years and he was cheating on me the whole time and it’s true tons of alcohol and drugs and they’re broke. Mental disorders. Red flags! good thing you got away. They sound mental.

  5. LisaJanuary 29, 2018 at 2:20 PM

    BS

  6. Todd EnglishJanuary 24, 2018 at 3:01 PM

    What losers! A person who wants to own a restaurant but doesn’t eat and a chef that can’t cook…glad I did not f**k her….

    • kristieJanuary 26, 2018 at 5:01 PM

      oh todd i remember that night back in September I was staying w her because I was dating Johnny, She wore a white Herve Leger dress and was bragging she was going out w Todd English and was prospecting you in opening a restaurant. Fancy of you to pop up in here. <3

    • MariaJanuary 26, 2018 at 4:54 PM

      You dated Lisa???? She is BIOPOLAR schizophrenic and bpd. And she fkd my boyfriend. And johnny is a CHEATER. This family has serious issues. Wait? Todd ENglish? The chef???? LOL

  7. KirkJanuary 22, 2018 at 8:06 AM

    Damn she just put his dirty laundry all over the Internet. What did you do homes?

  8. kaipoJanuary 16, 2018 at 8:06 AM

    Johnny’s cooking sucks. He pretends like he’s “Hawaiian Johnny” but he just butchers Hawaiian dishes and tries to mix it with Cali fusion crap. Tried to cook a pig in the ground and fkd that one up.

  9. AshleyJanuary 16, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    RP & Associates? I would never hire this psycho to do business.

  10. VarysJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:55 AM

    a scroll from the Queen.
    WHat’s it say?
    “It’s a boy!”

  11. stannisbaratheonJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:52 AM

    The wall was built to protect the white walkers from Lisa and john

  12. kahleesiJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:44 AM

    he was no dragon… fire cannot kill a dragon.

  13. robstarkJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:42 AM

    if you come north for me, I’ll go down south for you.
    #thatswhathesaid

  14. Brienne if tarthJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:21 AM

    Oh fk loyalty.

  15. OdinJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:19 AM

    In the wise words of a great god:
    It’s all in the family

  16. JessicaJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:18 AM

    Wow what a story. Wtf did they do to piss someone off? That was so entertaining I’m picturing the Mexican GOT cast now. lol and la people r so funny they pretend like they’re so successful and yet they’re so miserable and alone and horrible people. Some people are so poor all they have is money.

  17. JessicaJanuary 16, 2018 at 7:17 AM

    Wow what a story. Wtf did they do to piss someone off? That was so entertaining I’m picturing the Mexican lannisters now. lol and la people r so funny they pretend like they’re so successful and yet they’re so miserable and alone and horrible people. Some people are so poor all they have is money.

  18. lisaJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:16 PM

    she sounds like an entitled b*tch that thinks she can buy everyone

  19. lalaJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:15 PM

    Lisa acts like she’s balling and she’s broke as fk has no money lives in her beach hous she can’t afford all alone with her dogs, She’s a crazy dog lady and her own kids won’t talk to her they only go over there and party and steal the alcohol when shes not home

  20. Johnny LannisterJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:13 PM

    Mexican Lannisters LMAO
    i’d bang him and his sister together keep it in the family (: I can tke her fr the bakc while she sucks her brother off

  21. meJanuary 12, 2018 at 6:01 PM

    This was a great bed time story. More of the Mexican Lannisters please!

  22. NightshadeJanuary 11, 2018 at 4:36 AM

    All these awful things, but OP still wanted to date him. Look in the mirror and see the huge loser staring back at you.

    • jamesJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:18 PM

      nightshade…. obviously they aren’t dating anymore because of it lol

  23. NobodyJanuary 9, 2018 at 11:52 PM

    I couldn’t endure reading beyond the continue. All we wanna know is John banging the extremely tan Lisa?

  24. LotusXTCJanuary 9, 2018 at 4:41 PM

    OP said “I want them to know it was me” yet leaves no name.

    Im sure they know but the rest of us want to know too. mostly cuz u said they had herpes and u banged the dude… we have the right to know who u are so no one mistakenly bangs you too.

    • YaJanuary 9, 2018 at 11:00 PM

      I concur and
      This post was way too long I think u personally should see a shrink yourself

      • joeJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:32 PM

        we all see shrinks lol

  25. Diamond Godde$$!!!January 9, 2018 at 2:15 PM

    Competing with your man’s sister is unhealthy.
    (And the last line is hilar, glad I kept reading!)

  26. whaaaatJanuary 15, 2018 at 1:17 PM

    they live on manhattan ave off the pier can’t even affford the mortgage

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