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Breanna Green – over weight chalopa

Breanna Green – over weight chalopa

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this over weight chalopa waste of lifes name is breanna green. She lives at home with her mom in some sh1tty apartments. apparently, she will talk shit and run her mouth about anybody doing better than her in life. She’s an instagram stalker to me and my family. She’s one of those people you completely brush off and hardly pay attention to when you meet because they are so crusty and irrelevant. After people reminding me, I vaguely remember she once weasled her way into my house one night after my brother was clubbing. He kicked her out shortly after. A few weeks later, I found out out she was sending paragraphs about me to my friends and family, practically narrating her perception on me and my life after her one measly encounter with me in my own home. Strange, due to the fact i was nothing but completely polite to her trashy desperate skank a55.

 

 

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Daddy Big Bucks Ryan Cone Stole My Chanel

Daddy Big Bucks Ryan Cone Stole My Chanel

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so finally I decide to give this guy from SA a chance. ​His name is Ryan Cone and he works at BP. He’s from Oklahoma and I thought men from ​Oklahoma were supposed to be sweet. ​​He hit on me and my roommate on SA, so it was a little weird having him over. Anyway, HE STOLE MY FREAKING CHANEL BAG!! I have him on camera too! To bad I can’t upload videos to this site. What should I do? I want to call the cops, but since I met him on SA I’m really scared to.

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Hannah Ramirez – Psychopath Ursula the Sea Witch on the prowl…

Hannah Ramirez – Psychopath Ursula the Sea Witch on the prowl…

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I have been having much rouble with a stalker named Hannah Ramirez. She is a huge land harpooned whale who identifies as lesbian yet she stalks men! she has been sending me disgusting photos of herself. Threatened to call the police on me after I asked her to leave me alone. Everyone knows she is psycho. Someone reached out to me and he told me that she has been harassing him and his wife before. She has been trying to contact family and friends of mine in hopes to get to me. She is sick in the head! she won’t give up. Like all ugly females, they don’t have a limit. They insist and insist because once they have your attention,thats the only bit they will ever receive. She is pin colored like a pig yet wears bronzer and ends up looking like a hog with a rash. She is obsessed with anime men and taking selfies of herself in differnt children’s wigs. She is Psycho! and don’t let her catch you online! she starts fights with women on pintrest! she is a belligerent hog

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Ryan Cone – Daddy Big Bucks

Ryan Cone – Daddy Big Bucks

THE DIRTY ARMY: This scum bag offered me money in exchange for sex and didn’t even want to take the proper steps to wine and dine me. His name is Ryan Cone and he works at British Petroleum. He’s from Oklahoma and I thought men from ​Oklahoma were supposed to be sweet. ​​He hit on me and my roommate and ​he lied about being married with a child. Haha! My roommate says he’s poor too, but I guess that’s a whole different story.

 

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Billy Martinez

Billy Martinez

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so let me tell you about The Woodlands wannabe trapper Billy Martinez. You can catch him serving out of his mommy’s old car or serving you a drink at Del Frisco GRILLE. Maybe it to pay for his “traphouse” that he lives in. I can only assume his parents are utterly disappointed, If you have been to his “trap” you would think that he should have just stayed in school. I think his parents would agree. It looks and smells like a freshman dorm. It even includes 3 male roommates to make the self-loathing a group affair. The worst part is his demeanor, he’s got a Pauly D attitude and the swag of a high school freshman and the mentality of a kindergartener that didn’t take his nap for the day. The worst part is, after being around him for longer then 5 minutes, it seems like he cant even function as a normal human being. whether he is serving you a drink or a sack don’t ask him for change. This simple question will make him think your questioning his entire existence. To make up for such an appalling question he will most likely flex his ENTIRE $300 bankroll in attempt to feel better about himself or seem cool. I guess he’s trying to get approval from everyone causes he never did in high school. So sad that people can be grown men and but still act like little high school children. What a life. Driving his mommy’s car working at a del friscos shitty grille, like hes off for the summer.

— OP, the worst part you is you slept with him

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