Billy Martinez

Billy Martinez

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so let me tell you about The Woodlands wannabe trapper Billy Martinez. You can catch him serving out of his mommy’s old car or serving you a drink at Del Frisco GRILLE. Maybe it to pay for his “traphouse” that he lives in. I can only assume his parents are utterly disappointed, If you have been to his “trap” you would think that he should have just stayed in school. I think his parents would agree. It looks and smells like a freshman dorm. It even includes 3 male roommates to make the self-loathing a group affair. The worst part is his demeanor, he’s got a Pauly D attitude and the swag of a high school freshman and the mentality of a kindergartener that didn’t take his nap for the day. The worst part is, after being around him for longer then 5 minutes, it seems like he cant even function as a normal human being. whether he is serving you a drink or a sack don’t ask him for change. This simple question will make him think your questioning his entire existence. To make up for such an appalling question he will most likely flex his ENTIRE $300 bankroll in attempt to feel better about himself or seem cool. I guess he’s trying to get approval from everyone causes he never did in high school. So sad that people can be grown men and but still act like little high school children. What a life. Driving his mommy’s car working at a del friscos shitty grille, like hes off for the summer.

— OP, the worst part you is you slept with him

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  1. LolAugust 7, 2018 at 12:09 PM

    Hahahaha

  2. EwJuly 13, 2018 at 7:33 AM

    What a waste of space

  3. Reject girlfriendJuly 10, 2018 at 3:08 PM

    Lol he clearly trapped past you tho.

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