MJ from Houston and Umar Senor Qureshi

MJ from Houston and Umar Senor Qureshi

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, where do I even start. MJ was suppose to be my protege. I taught her everything she knows but she now has gone rogue on me. I told her to go after the men I go after. The ones with money. And she was sucking off Umar Qureshi from Señor check cashing as best as she could but her fat ass just couldn’t swallow Umar’s tadpoles at his office the way he expected her to like the rest of the floozies he brings to his office.

His wife Mariam Qureshi must not be keeping him satisfied at all because he’s been running around these streets of Houston for years now. His favorite place to hang out is Uptown Sushi and that’s where he is known to take all his floozies to on Thursday’s because the weekends are reserved for his wife. Houston beware of my ex protege MJ because unlike me she will try to steal your watch when she’s done trying to swallow your tadpoles.

I feel like men who fancy heavier woman only sleep with them to last longer.- nik

https://thedirty.com/?p=2227931

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  1. WitchMay 27, 2018 at 3:55 AM

    Hahaha this guy… hit on me years ago. Called him out on his sexism and that was that. And may I say…. ew.

    • Alyssa go awayJune 13, 2018 at 4:40 PM

      Better than being a stalker

      • LmaoJune 22, 2018 at 4:39 AM

        I rather be ugly than a stalker too

  2. BlacklistJanuary 11, 2018 at 9:38 AM

    haterzzz !!!

  3. She’s gorgeousDecember 18, 2017 at 11:19 AM

    Fatshaming people isn’t cool. Body positivity all the way and power to the women who support each other.

  4. Alyssa Russell needs anti-psychoticsDecember 10, 2017 at 10:13 AM

    I would like to formally recommend a high dose of Depakote or Zyprexa and Lexapro to this psychotic and delusional manic bipolar sociopath. That may get her on track in the real world and she might finally feel stable enough to put in a job application and get on with her life beyond stalking the world and plotting their demises.

  5. WowDecember 8, 2017 at 1:40 PM

    How many gorgeous women is Alyssa jealous of lol. This is crazy

  6. Smh!December 8, 2017 at 1:30 PM

    #prayforAlyssa

  7. Mariam QureshiDecember 8, 2017 at 7:36 AM

    Alyssa I appreciate you bringing this to my attention. I always knew Umar was having sex with some of those poor Mexican girls who come to our Senor Check Cashing to cash their checks.

    • Get helpDecember 8, 2017 at 11:49 AM

      Obvious that’s alyssa

      • UhuhDecember 11, 2017 at 3:57 PM

        She didn’t write it but it takes her five minutes to respond to every comment
        What a weird ass

      • alyssaDecember 10, 2017 at 12:24 PM

        i didnt write that

  8. If anyomeDecember 8, 2017 at 4:10 AM

    If anyone wants Alyssa’s home address in Conroe on summer park ln let me know
    She is filed in Montgomery county with criminal charges and her case number is also public information

    • idiotDecember 8, 2017 at 9:14 AM

      alyssa lives in the same neighborhood as the idiot writing this, imperial oaks. hahahah

      • Get helpDecember 8, 2017 at 11:49 AM

        She is on summer park lane in Conroe
        She is posting all these comments defending her loser self w more lies
        Needs mental help
        We are starting a go fund me #prayforalyssa

    • idiotDecember 8, 2017 at 9:12 AM

      alyssa had that case dismissed 100%

      • HahahahhaDecember 9, 2017 at 10:35 AM

        #prayforalyssa

    • idiotDecember 8, 2017 at 9:10 AM

      alyssa lives in rice village
      nobody wants her mom and grandmothers address, freak
      you really are a stalker

      • StalkerMay 24, 2018 at 10:27 AM

        Stalker is Alyssa’s middle name by now

      • AlyssaDecember 9, 2017 at 3:35 AM

        Please contact my mom I need serious help I admit it pleaseeeeee

  9. Blonde slutDecember 6, 2017 at 6:35 PM

    B*tch looks like a terrorist without the rag on her head. She is so gross. Nose job anyone?

    • MjDecember 8, 2017 at 4:07 AM

      I think her nose is really cute Alyssa
      Maybe u should focus on your own ugly body

    • NopeDecember 7, 2017 at 6:41 AM

      She just obese
      Behave blonde slut
      Brunettes have more fun anyway

  10. lolDecember 6, 2017 at 5:17 PM

    mj is like a virgin whoever wrote this is insane!

    umar wishes he could get with mj!
    he has to settle for some really ugly crater face names nida???

    • Al hajDecember 7, 2017 at 11:25 AM

      MJ isn’t a Virgin we saw her videos at uptown sushi lolololol virgin maybe when she was 9 years old

      • WowDecember 16, 2017 at 10:24 AM

        You’re obsessed with MJ if you have the nerve to call her fat and not a virgin. Sad that a so called fat girl intimidates you to begin with. How low are you mentally?

      • Post themDecember 8, 2017 at 6:50 AM

        What videos

  11. TigreDecember 6, 2017 at 5:16 PM

    Sucking off dudes for money is good training for women who hope to get married. I’d wife her up after she finishes her training.

  12. Al hajDecember 6, 2017 at 5:00 PM

    Lol Alyssa strikes again

  13. nabilDecember 6, 2017 at 4:05 PM

    nabil nabil nabil rahmen

  14. written byDecember 6, 2017 at 3:59 PM

    Nabil rahmen from wasta
    sorry guys

  15. PerezDecember 6, 2017 at 2:06 PM

    How could you write this about best friend Alyssa. You did the same thing to my boyfriend Farouk when you were going out with him years ago.

    https://gossip.thedirty.com/gossip/houston/woman-abuser-farouk-shami/#post-1884177

    • So obviousDecember 7, 2017 at 11:32 AM

      Alyssa wrote this posts
      She hates everyone including herself
      Sick in the head

  16. Fat freakDecember 6, 2017 at 10:24 AM

    she’s a whale and must be a total loser to be sucking off that idiot

  17. Alyssa Russell can't stay off the dirtyDecember 6, 2017 at 10:17 AM

    Any post with the word “floozy” is made by Alyssa no one except my grandmother talks like that. And a he’s out here confirming what she does for a living. No talent. No potential. Only a quick nut.

    • lolDecember 6, 2017 at 4:42 PM

      alyssa didnt write this nabil did. and he also wrote these comment trying to look like they ar by someone else

      • Al hajDecember 7, 2017 at 11:26 AM

        Alyssa we all know you’re behind each post

  18. Alyssa Russell can't stay off the dirtyDecember 6, 2017 at 10:14 AM

    Get a job Alyssa

    • written by nabil rahmenDecember 6, 2017 at 4:06 PM

      these are all comments made by nabil he has now written articles on
      alyssa
      mj
      zaena
      jolie
      skyler
      panda
      hasan
      and more

      • Making movesDecember 8, 2017 at 4:09 AM

        Try again all these are written by Alyssa from Conroe with a pending case for assault with bodily injury and years more of mental problems

    • alyssaDecember 6, 2017 at 3:59 PM

      i dient write this

      • Dear Heavenly FatherDecember 6, 2017 at 9:26 PM

        Dear Heavenly Father I come to you today to ask you show your presence to Alyssa Russell. Show her your love and your wisdom. Show her how beautiful you made us all in your eyes, how you made no mistakes when you created each of us. Make her whole again and to know how important she is inside and out and that being mean and judgmental is not how you wanted us to be. I pray with all my soul and all my heart. Without you we are nothing, God, and without you our lives mean nothing. Amen

      • What a coincidenceDecember 6, 2017 at 8:17 PM

        The cyberbully sits on the dirty to say she didn’t post her own friend. Interesting we all think your sick. God loves you but your a really sad person. Poor MJ.

      • Alyssa Russell can't stay off the dirtyDecember 6, 2017 at 5:08 PM

        Nabil goes after men? MJ is Nabils protege? Lmao. Okay. Bye Alyssa.

      • lolDecember 6, 2017 at 4:42 PM

        didnt*

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