North Houston Hussy — Kim Swain Farnsworth

North Houston Hussy — Kim Swain Farnsworth

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, buyer beware. The men and women of North Houston need to be warned about this predator. Kim Swain Farnsworth is a baseball floozy, pretending to be a sweet kind hearted inspirational meme sharing lady by day … at night she is a hanging out at swingers bars like TMZ and Wishes, secretly taping her she sex acts to share with her one true love (who could care less about her), but she feeds his sex addiction kink so they are a match made in hell!

If you are unfortunately to meet this man she loves, you will be stalked to the ends of the earth by Kim or one of her Big Texas wino GF’s with nothing better to do in their lives. Oh, and she brags about having to send him masturbation videos while at work, so I hope Conerstone Lending on Woodlands Parkway finds out about her production business side hustle.

So, if you are hanging out at Baker Street or Big Texas and a 50 year old with really bad hair extensions picks you up … smile because you’re on candid camera. Or if you hang out at the ballpark, watch your men, because this Tramp is thirsty and looking forward for a retirement plan since marriage #3 didn’t work and her Tom doesn’t want to even friend her on FB, let alone marriage, but her crazy ass will make him love her one way or another… boiling bunny style.

I still don’t think Lee Russell shot Neal Gamby.- nik

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  1. The MailmanDecember 7, 2017 at 9:35 AM

    Oh look…another “floozy”

  2. Classy4everNovember 11, 2017 at 7:04 AM

    This is the same woman that stalkers me on Facebook after I went out on a date . This guy she is head over heels for doesn’t want a full time girlfriend . So I️ went to dinner and a movie . Then she stalk me for 8 months . i live in spring by Rayford. This nut case also has a group of friends that are totally nuts too . They help her stalk …it’s crazy

  3. Classy4everNovember 9, 2017 at 9:12 AM

    About time someone put the old dirty hoe on here

  4. Doug JonesNovember 3, 2017 at 7:00 AM

    The Woodlands is the worst place to watch a concert.

  5. exlaxNovember 1, 2017 at 11:14 PM

    I don’t to stress the words stock or rodeo

  6. exlaxNovember 1, 2017 at 11:10 PM

    the houston stockshow -rodeo is coming up they should be hits being ASTROS won the series

  7. 800FicoNovember 1, 2017 at 10:27 PM

    I like her, I really like her

  8. TigreNovember 1, 2017 at 3:41 PM

    I’m going to masturbate to her picture.

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